meatmissile 0 #1 June 3, 2004 I wonder how you go about explaining this one to your boss. -- ZZZzzzz.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
seekfun 0 #2 June 3, 2004 meatmissle, You just pray the boss' car is on the port (left) side of the ship. - topher "...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #3 June 3, 2004 "Hey Boss....remember the cargo I have?....well...let me put it this way.....we are going to have a SALE 1/2% off." __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheAnvil 0 #4 June 3, 2004 I'd say this: I told that fat guy not to walk over to the starboard side! He said 'Screw you Vinny! I'm doing it anyway you short little fuck! I watch every NBA game and hate you! Then, boss, the guy got on a forklift because he's fat and lazy and then he drove the forklift and himself to the starboard side of the ship. When it started to sink, he tried to get off of the forklift but his gut got lodged in there and he was unable to. I think he's dead.Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites