Peej 0 #1 June 3, 2004 A baby Polar Bear walks into the family cave. “Mum” he says. “Am I Polar Bear?” “Of course you are dear…” she replies. “You’re sure?” he says. “Of course I’m sure…” He replies: “No really, I’m a Polar Bear, you’re sureabout that? There’s nothing I should know about? No funky family tree or anything in my bloodline, I’m a genuine polar bear?” “For the last time, of course you are dear, I’m a polar bear which means you’re a polar bear.” His mum says. The baby bear goes over to his dad. “Dad” the little one says “Am I a Polar Bear?” “Of course you are son…” His dad says. “But you’re sure? If I had a label on my side it would say Polar Bear right?” “Absolutely” his dad says “I’m a polar bear and your mum’s a Polar Bear which means you’re a polar bear…” “Ok” says Baby Bear and cruises over to his Grandma. “Grandma” he says, “Am I a Polar Bear? A genuine, real Polar Bear? Mom and Dad say I am but I don’t believe them…you’d know…” “Of course you are my boy…” Grandma says… “But you’re sure, I mean really, really sure?” “Look” says Grandma “I’m a Polar Bear, your Grandad was a Polar Bear, Your Dad’s a Polar Bear and your Mum’s a Polar Bear which makes you a Polar Bear…why?” He looks up at her, leans in close and says: “Cos I’m fuckin’ cold!!!" Advertisio Rodriguez / Sky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kingbunky 3 #2 June 3, 2004 ..snort..snort..snort.."Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
