SpeedRacer 1 #51 June 3, 2004 Three cowboys—one from Louisiana, one from Arkansas, and the other from Texas are sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome prairie, each with the bravado for which they are famous. A night of tall tales begins. The guy from Louisiana says, “I must be the meanest, toughest cowboy there is. Why, just the other day a bull got loose in the corral and gored six men before I wrestled it to the ground by the horns, with my bare hands.” The guy from Arkansas couldn’t stand to be bested. “Why, I was walking down the trail yesterday and a 15 foot-long rattler slid out from under a rock and made a move for me. I grabbed that snake with my bare hands, bit its head off and sucked the poison down in one gulp. And I'm still here today!” The Texan remained silent, slowly stirring the coals with his penis. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tinkerbelle 5 #52 June 3, 2004 Two peanuts were walking down the road together,... One was a salted! Did you hear the one about the blond cayote caught in a trap? She chewed off 3 of her legs, and still couldn't get free! Sorry, no roll on the floor ones, I knew some, but can't remember the first part. This is an excellent suggestion though. I would love to hear a really good joke or something to make me laugh. Laughter is the best medicine! The only guys I have ever really fallen in love with were ones who could make me laugh! Unfortunately I let them both go to pursue my education, and now they both have families and kids, oh well. Let that be a lesson for all you guys out there, there is nothing more important to a girl as far as attraction goes than making her laugh, in my opinion.... that, and a nice cologne! Tinkerbelle Rehab is for quitters. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #53 June 3, 2004 These are getting really good, keep 'em coming _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
seekfun 0 #54 June 3, 2004 I don't know about you Jenny Jenny, but this made me laugh out loud - at work: In a discussion about surviving a double mal, VectorBoy had this to say: Quote Aim for a billboard so you have something nice to look at for a few seconds. Or the resturant....... maybe they will name a burrito after you. Funny shit... topher "...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Meathorse 0 #55 June 3, 2004 The muffin joke!! Two muffins are sitting in the oven. First one turns to the second and says, "HOLY SHIT! It is hot in here!!" Second one replies, "HOLY SHIT! A talking muffin!!!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gerrcoin 0 #56 June 4, 2004 A jump lead walks into a bar.The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp?He set up a warehouse.Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper?He sold his soul to santa. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
