RkyMtnHigh 0 #1 May 29, 2004 You're not funny until you make me **snort laugh**!!! Does anyone have a funny story, a joke, visual, anything that could possibly make me snort laugh? Bring it on........ _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slowfaller 0 #2 May 29, 2004 Q: What did the fish say when it hit the concrete wall? A: Damn! Chris Edit: c'mon thats a good one. See I'm laughing or really hungover on a morning I went fishing and decided two pairs of glasses would be super cool. --"Someday you will die and somehow somethings going to steal your carbon" -MM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TitaniumLegs 8 #3 May 29, 2004 So one of the bridges in the Bay Area is called - you guessed it - the Bay Bridge. This bridge connects San Fran and Oakland via Treasure Island, so you're underground for a bit, then back on the bridge. There was a series of accidents in the commuter lane as the traffic passed through. CalTrans commisioned a study to figure out what was going on. Turns out it was all caused by...... .... Carpool Tunnel Syndrome. (>o|-< If you don't believe me, ask me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #4 May 29, 2004 One of my favorite stories. Quote A airline pilot and hotel guest were drinking in the hotel bar. Being a friendly sort the airline pilot asks, "whaddayoudo?" and the hotel guest explains that he's an inventor - in town to sell his latest gizmo. Airline pilot: "Really?" Inventor: "Yes sir! It's an anti-gravity belt" Airline pilot: "Now wait a minute - I'm a graduate of the Air Force Academy, fly F-16's with the California Air National Guard and I'm an FAA certified Air Transport Pilot and there ain't no such thing as an anti-gravity belt!" Inventor: "Well; sir, how about we go to the roof and I'll jump off?" They proceed to the roof and the inventor demonstrates his anti-gravity belt - twice. Both times he floats back up and gently steps onto the roof. Airline pilot: "My gawd! This is freaking incredible! It'll make airplane travel absolutely safe. Can I try it?" The airline pilot jumps. A red splat marks his landing on the sidewalk below. The inventor returns to the bar. Bartender: "Where's your buddy? Another jumper?" Inventor: "Yup ..." Bartender: "You know; when you drink, you've got a real sick sense of humor, Superman." quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #5 May 29, 2004 Ya know, Paul, my wife just keeps repeating over and over "Sad, really really sad." I on the other hand, can't stop freaking laughing. It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoadRash 0 #6 May 29, 2004 I already did...... ~R+R...Does that mean I am funny?......~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #7 May 29, 2004 ....more....not **snorting***yet! _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #8 May 29, 2004 Quote....more....not **snorting***yet! Sorry, can't help ya. I personally don't think I'm funny in a "telling jokes sorta way." I'm funny in a day by day, comment by comment kinda way....It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BoostedXT 0 #9 May 29, 2004 I think I have already proved myself....... I am not telling a joke.JoeFor long as you live and high you fly and smiles you'll give and tears you'll cry and all that you touch and all that you see is all your life will ever be. Pedro Offers you his Protection. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slowfaller 0 #10 May 29, 2004 [REPLY]Sorry, can't help ya. I personally don't think I'm funny in a "telling jokes sorta way." I'm funny in a day by day, comment by comment kinda way.... [/REPLY] Ditto! Chris --"Someday you will die and somehow somethings going to steal your carbon" -MM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slug 1 #11 May 29, 2004 I'll try but it not worthy of a snort laugh. Lost praire boogie: Dave Rucker gets hurt again. Buddies run over to see is he's still breathing. Dave says "call me ambulance" Bud says your a ambulance. Meanwhile the helicopter is on it's way. I think Dave spent a couple of days in the hospital on that one. The next time we met he told me his theory on preparing for a bad landing and surviving. Something about protecting the vital organs so only the bones would break. R.I.P. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
n2skdvn 0 #12 May 29, 2004 A girl jumps from a plane, on the way down she's comming to a cloud and starts to see her shadow comming up real fast. being a blond she thinks it's another skydiver and promply dumps so she would'hit the other sky diver.if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ManBird 0 #13 May 29, 2004 Will this Cobalt ad do the trick? I've posted it like three times. Shut up."¯"`-._.-¯) ManBird (¯-._.-´"¯" Click Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ManBird 0 #14 May 29, 2004 Or this?"¯"`-._.-¯) ManBird (¯-._.-´"¯" Click Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slowfaller 0 #15 May 29, 2004 A pic of my 28 yr old brother in his "Signs" helmet, Chris --"Someday you will die and somehow somethings going to steal your carbon" -MM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vertifly 0 #16 May 29, 2004 Thought this may make you snort... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GravityGirl 0 #17 May 29, 2004 How about me after an accuracy landing at Bridge Day..... uh... I forgot what year.... 1999 I think. That is my husband geeking my butt. Before we were even a couple. Now you all know how I won his heart! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Peace and Blue Skies! Bonnie ==>Gravity Gear! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #18 May 29, 2004 Very freakin' funny KREG! Close..no cigar! _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slug 1 #19 May 29, 2004 Hi RMH Last try: Another true story. The local news are doing a interview of a senior jumper on T.V. The guy flew fighter's in WW2 had a dangerous dam bldg job, still jumps out of airplanes at his advanced age and done a bunch of hard core stuff. The interviewer asks the old gentlemen is there anything you wouldn't do. The old fart thinks a sec and says well my pappy told me don't mess with Heroin or work for the Gov't. R.I.P. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shawndiver 0 #20 May 29, 2004 One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the road side. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. "Why are you eating grass?" he asked one man. "We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. Oh, well, you can come with me to my house," instructed the lawyer. "But, sir, I have a wife and two children with me!" "Bring them along!" replied the lawyer. He turned to the other man and said: "You come with us, too." "But sir, I have a wife and six children!" the second man answered. "Bring them as well!" answered the lawyer as he headed for his limo. They all climbed into the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine. Once underway, one of the poor fellows says: "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you." The lawyer replied: "Glad to do it. You'll love my place, the grass is almost a foot tall."_________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoadRash 0 #21 May 29, 2004 Ok, well, since you want to hear a story, this isn't funny, but I thought it was when I was younger... When I first moved to Indiana, there was this place on the corner not far from where I lived that was called...Yonuts....I am not joking people. Anyway, my family and I went to "Yonuts" to get some doughnuts, and some frozen yogurt, because that is where they get that delightful name...Frozen YOgurt and DoughNUTS. My mom wanted some frozen yogurt and we were immediately informed that not only did they recently stop serving certain flavors of frozen yogurt, but that they were eventually going to stop serving frozen yogurt period. Well, my family raised the question about whether the name should be changed to NUTS...and from the reaction, it seems that the employees had gotten that question and solution more than once. Several years later, Yonuts went out of business, but for some reason the sign would turn on partially, only the YO part worked after a few years and for the longest time, everyone would say, "Look, Yo 'nuts is broken!" It's one of those, cheesy but true stories...... ~R+R......it's so bad its funny...~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
n2skdvn 0 #22 May 29, 2004 i tried kateeif my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyRock 0 #23 May 29, 2004 QuoteVery freakin' funny KREG! Close..no cigar! What? i thought that was real funny! tee hehe -Seth :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #24 May 29, 2004 I'm funnier. But mostly in person. If you don't thinks so, I'll cheat. I tickle. ---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WrongWay 0 #25 May 29, 2004 Come on, just look at me. Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
