DrunkMonkey 0 #1 June 3, 2004 Attached is a picture of Mr. Lemur. Discuss. -End of Line- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #2 June 3, 2004 HOLY CRAP! what what that?! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiver30960 0 #3 June 3, 2004 Mr. Lemur needs to switch to decaf. Elvisio "wild kingdom" rodriguez Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Katzeye 0 #4 June 3, 2004 My what BIG eyes you have! The better to SEE you with my dear! Is a chicken omelette redundant? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kid_Icarus 0 #5 June 3, 2004 You can get a permit to have ringtailed Lemurs as pets. I've seen them on leshes before ________________________________________ "What What..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mailin 0 #6 June 3, 2004 Lemurs look like cat heads on a squirrel body with a racoon tail - and the eyes.... well.... thats the only part that looks lemur-ish JenArianna Frances Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydivegirl 0 #7 June 3, 2004 Hi again Mr. Lemur! How are you doing today? Pink Mafia Sis #26 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #8 June 3, 2004 "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" WTF, Drunk??? Trying to scare people an' sh*t...keep your Lemur where it belongs, Mister!! ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoadRash 0 #9 June 3, 2004 That is a ring-tailed lemur aka...: Lemur catta I did a research project on the ring-tailed lemurs at the zoo I presently work at...I just got off of work and I said goodbye to one of the lemurs...her name is Lucy... ~R+R I prefer spider monkeys...just don't start playing games with them...they made me look like a 3 year old on crack...~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hooknswoop 19 #10 June 3, 2004 I stayed on an Island where they raise endangered species, including ring-tailed Lemurs. I woke up one morning and had about 6 of them in my room going through my all stuff. They got in through the window. I yelled at them and they hauled ass Derek Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skycat 0 #11 June 3, 2004 Oh and you didn't stuff one in your suitcase and bring it home for me. I see how you are, bring home a lizard, but no lemur. *hmmf*Fly it like you stole it! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nightingale 0 #12 June 3, 2004 Lizard? I'm sensing a story here. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skycat 0 #13 June 3, 2004 He decided we had to many cute and cuddly pets so he had to get a little post whore who has the hots for turtlespeed. http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=1078230#1078230Fly it like you stole it! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nightingale 0 #14 June 3, 2004 awww... Piper is a cutie! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #15 June 3, 2004 QuoteLemur says: "What? You SAID "Go Fuck Yourself!""I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #16 June 3, 2004 QuoteHe decided we had to many cute and cuddly pets so he had to get a little post whore who has the hots for turtlespeed. http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=1078230#1078230 *Sigh* It's the whole interspecies relationship thing though - I was getting flack from both sides - I was OK with it - but Piper - she - She - Just couldn't deal with it. I even tried turning colors for her - but, no, she stilll left me.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #17 June 3, 2004 [jepordy answer]"What is the State Capitol of Kansas, no..... Nebraska, wait! Ohio, no, no..... did I say Kansas yet?[/jepordy answer]---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WrongWay 0 #18 June 4, 2004 QuoteYou can get a permit to have ringtailed Lemurs as pets. I've seen them on leshes before Fido!!! Get back here Fido!!! Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tinkerbelle 5 #19 June 4, 2004 Hey, I'll bet he knows my buddy and most awesome skydiver, Lenny The leaping Lemur, who has almost 200 jumps logged, is a member of the Rodriguez Brothers, alias "The Whole Encilada", a Muff Brother, a Friek Brother, a Flying Hellfish, and illustrious member of Team Funnel, and Team Flail. Lenny also has a National gold medal which he earned on Roger Nelson's team STL, "Share The Love". He has also been on the cover of the Parachutist magazine doing a 3-D dive at DeLand, as well as having appeared in several pictures within. And there is even a picture of him doing a 3-D dive on the wall in the Perfect Spot in DeLand. Yup, Lenny is quite the skydiving dude! Here's to my buddy Lenny, and to all his fellow lemurs! May they live long and prosper! You know they are quickly becoming extinct, overrun my the natives tearing down their jungle habitat. They only exist in the wild in small groups on the island of Madegascar! Rehab is for quitters. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #20 June 4, 2004 What do they taste like?Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nacmacfeegle 0 #21 June 4, 2004 "What do they taste like? " Chicken....-------------------- He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me. Thomas Jefferson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #22 June 4, 2004 Quote"What do they taste like? " Chicken.... [Homer Simpson]Mmmmmmmmm - Leeeeemuuuuurrrrr[/Homer Simpson]I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrunkMonkey 0 #23 June 4, 2004 I'm not a MST3K fan, but I was just made aware of a Lemur song entitled "Joey The Lemur": All right. [clears throat] It's Joey the Lemur, the friend to mankind, Our furry sort of monkey friend who really does shine. Hey! JOEL: Joey the Lemur, he's really fun to have around to huggle and talk to and fun fun fun! CROW: Joey the Lemur, he'll run everywhere. Joey the Lemur, what kind of heck of animal is he anyway? Umh uh...Joey the Lemur, the kind of animal that would go to the bathroom anywhere. Joey-- JOEL: Wait a minute, hold it! CROW: Huh? JOEL: Just hold it. CROW: But there's more! SERVO: Hey! JOEL: That's okay. CROW: Oh. JOEL: This is the lemur. Native to the Philippines and Madagascar, uh...and fictional planets like Nova. Uh...he is a clean, gregarious, and good pet. JOEL: [as lemur] You said it, pal! Oh boy, pal of mine, you're the one for me! SERVO: Uh oh, Joel's swinging into his puppet routine! JOEL: [as lemur] Hey! Can it, fireplug! I've had enough out of you! SERVO: Joey-- JOEL: [as lemur] I've got a story to tell. SERVO: --the Lemur, he'll say what he thinks JOEL: [as lemur] Oh boy, will I ever, I'll carry on like a Gilbert Gottfried of the animal world, I don't mind telling you. You know, I'm the clown prince of the primate world who's often uh, who's often mistaken for our friend the chimpanzee. But don't make any mistake, I'm not saying anything wrong about our chimpanzee brethren, only that I wish--here's wishing they'd throw a little more work our way, all right? CROW: Lemur, the lemur, L-E-M-U-R. Uh, I--hey! JOEL: [as lemur] Hey, who's this bird-dog-thing, I don't like him! SERVO: L is for LEMUR! JOEL: [as lemur] L is for lemur, 'nuff said! CROW: E is for EAT! JOEL: [as lemur] E is for eat. I eat four times my own weight in nuts and berries, which has its consequences, but go figure! CROW: M is for MONKEY! JOEL: [as lemur] Monkey. I'm often mistaken for a monkey. It goes with the turf. Let's go! SERVO: U is for UNUSUAL! CROW: And UNPREDICTABLE! JOEL: [as lemur] Unpredictable is right! I once took a whiz on Johnny Carson's sportcoat--I don't panel well. Okay, on with the show! SERVO: R is for RADICAL! CROW: And RAMBUNCTIOUS! JOEL: [as lemur] Randy as a jackrabbit, that's me alright! Whoooooo! SERVO: Yes, it's the splendiferous lemur.... CROW: ...friend to all mankind! JOEL: [as lemur] Please consider me as a possible corporate symbol or mascot suitable and fine for any professional or semi-professional sport team. CROW and SERVO: It's the (CROW: magnificent/SERVO: splendiferous) *LEEEMURRR*! JOEL: [as lemur] I, the lemur, beg you to consider me. I am willing to travel and would make an excellent companion to any elderly or unelderly...elderly person. Gentlemen, please consider me. Thank you. Won't you? Thank you! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites yoink 321 #24 June 4, 2004 poor little critter looks like he just sat on an ant hill... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Tinkerbelle 5 #25 June 5, 2004 Hey Drunk Monkey, Did you know you have a fellow Rodreguez Brother who is a Lemur? In addition to his countless other skydiving accomplishments and affiliations, Lenny The Leaping Lemur is a proud member of the illustrious Rodriguez Brothers! Lenny The Leaping Lemur was initiated as "THE WHOLE ENCILADA RODRIGUEZ" at the WFFConvention in 2003 by his sponsor, Borrito Rodriguez! There was quite a ceremony complete with a tequilla belly shot on Lenny's little pooch belly. He was even holding the lime and salt! You should have seen his little striped tail wagging as Borrito bit the lime from under his chin! Lenny was thrilled! And yes, he did his initiation jump with a whole gang of Rodriguez Brothers, all decked out! Lenny was even wearing his little red sombraro. Somewhere there is some pretty cool video of the whole shebang, shebang, oh oh shemove shemove, wish I knew where. I think Borrito has it. Lenny loves to do his "La Cockaroacha" song and dance too for everyone he meets! Tinkerbelle P.S. Does anyone know how to get a hold of Borrito Rodriguez? Don't the Rodriguez Brothers have a website? Could someone tell me how to reach the main head hancho pancho in charge of membership details? Lenny wants a couple patches I have seen and any other paraphenalia they might have.Rehab is for quitters. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
yoink 321 #24 June 4, 2004 poor little critter looks like he just sat on an ant hill... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tinkerbelle 5 #25 June 5, 2004 Hey Drunk Monkey, Did you know you have a fellow Rodreguez Brother who is a Lemur? In addition to his countless other skydiving accomplishments and affiliations, Lenny The Leaping Lemur is a proud member of the illustrious Rodriguez Brothers! Lenny The Leaping Lemur was initiated as "THE WHOLE ENCILADA RODRIGUEZ" at the WFFConvention in 2003 by his sponsor, Borrito Rodriguez! There was quite a ceremony complete with a tequilla belly shot on Lenny's little pooch belly. He was even holding the lime and salt! You should have seen his little striped tail wagging as Borrito bit the lime from under his chin! Lenny was thrilled! And yes, he did his initiation jump with a whole gang of Rodriguez Brothers, all decked out! Lenny was even wearing his little red sombraro. Somewhere there is some pretty cool video of the whole shebang, shebang, oh oh shemove shemove, wish I knew where. I think Borrito has it. Lenny loves to do his "La Cockaroacha" song and dance too for everyone he meets! Tinkerbelle P.S. Does anyone know how to get a hold of Borrito Rodriguez? Don't the Rodriguez Brothers have a website? Could someone tell me how to reach the main head hancho pancho in charge of membership details? Lenny wants a couple patches I have seen and any other paraphenalia they might have.Rehab is for quitters. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
