tunaplanet 0 #1 June 6, 2004 Sitting here watching True Lies. Every time I see this movie I laugh so hard. It has some great lines in it. Tom Arnold is one funny bastard. Wouldn't have been as funny with anyone else. Forty-two Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #2 June 6, 2004 Good movie...the best part is Jamie Lee's LEGS and boobs. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tunaplanet 0 #3 June 6, 2004 Quotethe best part is Jamie Lee's LEGS and boobs. Can I get an Amen That is one fine woman. These youngsters nowadays have nothing on mature women. Still love all of Tom Arnold's lines. "She even took the ice cube trays out of the freezer. What kind of sick bitch takes the ice cube trays?" Forty-two Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mardigrasbob 0 #4 June 6, 2004 Quotethe best part is Jamie Lee's LEGS and boobs. Yuck! Jamie Lee Curtis is gross! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aprilcat 0 #5 June 6, 2004 My favorite line in that is the guy that is translating the instructions for Jaime's strip tease..he turns the recorder off and says in French: this is shit! (I got it and I don't speak French!) Its a real fun movie....I need something good to look at. Its gray out and it suits my mood...April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tunaplanet 0 #6 June 6, 2004 QuoteYuck! Jamie Lee Curtis is gross! When you get older you'll appreciate women in their 40s and forget the ugly teenie-boppers. Forty-two Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #7 June 6, 2004 QuoteWhen you get older you'll appreciate women in their 40s and forget the ugly teenie-boppers. Amen. Nothing like a FULLY DEVELOPED HUMAN FEMALE __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tunaplanet 0 #8 June 6, 2004 QuoteNothing like a FULLY DEVELOPED HUMAN FEMALE And one who knows how to make love. I have only found 2 or 3 women under the age of 30 who are any good. Forty-two Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #9 June 6, 2004 Yeah....I remember the first time I got shot out of a canon! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #10 June 6, 2004 QuoteQuoteNothing like a FULLY DEVELOPED HUMAN FEMALE And one who knows how to make love. I have only found 2 or 3 women under the age of 30 who are any good. I agree 100%.__________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tunaplanet 0 #11 June 6, 2004 LOL. Or how about, "I'm beginning to like this guy. But we still gotta kill him." Forty-two Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #12 June 6, 2004 Did you know there were a couple of different cuts of that film released? One had all the foreign speaking subtitled. Comments to the cook in the kitchen... To someone (General) at the party. The French instructions... ..and had some extra scenes as well. But, The other version is the one most seen I think. ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tunaplanet 0 #13 June 6, 2004 Never knew that. Interesting. Forty-two Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #14 June 6, 2004 Probably using the money for drugs.... Or an abortion! OH YEAH! Great plan...Just walk right outta there! Yeah...He's got hundreds of hours in the Harrier there! And of course! "Why am I always the one in the van." ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
newsstand 0 #15 June 6, 2004 Best scene in the movie is when Jamie is stripping and misses the post. "Truth is tough. It will not break, like a bubble, at a touch; nay, you may kick it about all day like a football, and it will be round and full at evening." -- Oliver Wendell Holmes Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tunaplanet 0 #16 June 6, 2004 Quote"Why am I always the one in the van." ".....I've been in the van for 15 years, Harry. Next time you're in the van." Forty-two Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #17 June 6, 2004 Another favorite... "Hey...still interested in that Vette at all?" Fargen used car salesmen!!! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tunaplanet 0 #18 June 6, 2004 One of my fav scenes is with Tom Arnold... "Get lost dipshit." BANG BANG BANG Forty-two Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #19 June 6, 2004 Quote "Get lost dipshit." BANG BANG BANG Yeah...walking away not even looking where he's shooting! "IT'S PITIFUL!" Look at it.... Would a spy pee himself?! I love the scene following the bathroom shoot out, Tom's hiding behind a skinny light pole...under AK47 fire... All miss, he check himself for holes & leaks... and he 'kisses' the pole! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mardigrasbob 0 #20 June 6, 2004 QuoteWhen you get older you'll appreciate women in their 40s and forget the ugly teenie-boppers. Hey I'm 43. Age is not the issue. Maybe it's just my tastes but I find Jamie Lee one of the greasiest,sleaziest,testostorone pumped woman I have ever seen. That strip scene does nothing for my libido. Now Janet Lee or Leigh, her mama is still hot. Katherine Zeta Jones or Charleese Therone are my idea of a sexy woman. Jamie Leigh looks like a boy. But i also find Pink one Sexy MF, while Britney and Christina are both highly overated. -bob- Of course you know what they say about opinions. --- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tunaplanet 0 #21 June 6, 2004 QuoteOf course you know what they say about opinions. My words are not opinions. They are facts. Where have you been. When I speak it's the law Forty-two Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #22 June 6, 2004 Natashia??? NO.....! Doris! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tunaplanet 0 #23 June 6, 2004 LOL yeah that was good. "Next time honey...duck." Forty-two Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TypicalFish 0 #24 June 6, 2004 "Thought this looked like your work..." Or: "This national security stuff boring you?""I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tunaplanet 0 #25 June 6, 2004 Shit, almost forgot one of the best ones..... "Seconds count, buddy. Ditch the bitch." Forty-two Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
