Deuce 1 #1 June 9, 2004 So one dies. God's waiting there and he says "Yes. You are incredibly stupid and dense, but you beat the point spread I had with some of my Old Testament buddies. Sorry it was so hard, but I'm proud of you. -or- I gave you every benefit. You suck. You never listened to the people who tried to educate you about how much you should have improved yourself. Such a disappointment (God shakes head). Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #2 June 9, 2004 Hmmm no NEW Pictures yet..... http://www.shutterfly.com/progal/gallery.jsp?gid=768a5498ce7c13dc68bc Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #3 June 9, 2004 What choo talking about Willis? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest #4 June 9, 2004 Interesting concept - the idea that Isaiah and the rest of them are placing bets on your performance - I've never thought of Meeting One's Maker quite that way... mh ."The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #5 June 9, 2004 Deucey poo, sometimes you scare me. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #6 June 9, 2004 Or... you show up and someone divides everyone into lines. Buddhist, Hindu, Protestant, Catholics... Then, the person in charge holds up a card and says "The correct religion is... Church of Christ, Reformed, 1954. Allright everyone in the other lines, off to Hell. Keep your lines straight.". Then the others walk off mumbling about how unfair it is that they didn't get a vote and want to debate the Allpowerful Being about what is moral. After all, just because the AB is omniscient, perfect, and makes no mistakes... he may want to talk to the Jehovahs Witnesses. At least the Baptists would have the satisfaction of telling the Lutherans they were wrong for all eternity. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites