skybytch 273 #1 June 9, 2004 If a woman burps? How about if she can throw down a better belch than you can? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zenister 0 #2 June 9, 2004 nah i'm usually impressed... this one teeny tiny chicka I know sounds like Darth Vader drinking guiness stout..... its scary in dark rooms.....____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #3 June 9, 2004 QuoteHow about if she can throw down a better belch than you can? I'd just get down on my knees and say I'M NOT WORTHY!!!! __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
headoverheels 333 #4 June 9, 2004 Depends on how it smells Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #5 June 9, 2004 My lady can outburp Booger! It's pretty cool. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #6 June 9, 2004 Nope, doesn't offend at all. One of the funniest/cooler things I can think of is when someone farts on the jump plane and a chick farts back...sexes fart warfare.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tunaplanet 0 #7 June 9, 2004 QuoteIf a woman burps? Not as long if she's naked. Forty-two Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mardigrasbob 0 #8 June 9, 2004 No problem! The bigger the better, just not in church. Have you heard Jessica Simpson. Impressive!! She can belch a sentence. -Bob- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisL 2 #9 June 9, 2004 Very little offends me. Certainly not something as insignificant as a belch! Dont fart though, thats just nasty!__ My mighty steed Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kai2k1 0 #10 June 9, 2004 IMHO Chix that can belch louder and longer than I RAWK!!!!! There's no truer sense of flying than sky diving," Scott Cowan Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #11 June 9, 2004 LOL hell no it doesn't offend me!! I'll grade your burp if you do it infront of meI swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #12 June 9, 2004 QuoteI'll grade your burp if you do it infront of me Speaking of rating burps... If a woman rips a belch that you'd rate a solid 7 if your male buddy had let it loose, would you give her a 7 or would you rate it higher cuz she's female? And how do you feel about women rating your belches? Do you find that they are more or less generous with high ratings than guys? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crwmike 0 #13 June 9, 2004 If a woman burps? Quote I appreciate the artistic achievement. QuoteHow about if she can throw down a better belch than you can? Worship the gas goddess. Michael Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zenister 0 #14 June 9, 2004 sex is irrelevant its all about decibel and tone...but i'm more impressed when a chick does it as most guys have practiced all their lives...____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
adamjenner 0 #15 June 9, 2004 i find it hilarious myself. we all have to pass gas somehow. just be glad it's not out the other end Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mardigrasbob 0 #16 June 9, 2004 You mean like this!!www.partnersinrhyme.com/sounds/human/burp4.wav - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WrongWay 0 #17 June 9, 2004 Are you kidding?? I think it's hilarious and yes, even sometimes cute when my girlie burps!! She can burp on command repeatedly, and they're (90% of the time) better than mine!! She's talented!! Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyangel2 2 #18 June 9, 2004 Now how in the hell did you find that?May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weegegirl 2 #19 June 9, 2004 ummm.... that just scared my cat. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #20 June 9, 2004 Quote Men! Does it offend you... If a woman burps? Depends what she's doing when she burps. Better question is: "does she have a gag reflex?"---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jceman 1 #21 June 9, 2004 QuoteQuoteHow about if she can throw down a better belch than you can? I'd just get down on my knees and say I'M NOT WORTHY!!!! Amen, brother, A-fuckin'-MEN! Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #22 June 9, 2004 I usually just grade them. I dig chicks that can be "normal." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mardigrasbob 0 #23 June 9, 2004 QuoteNow how in the hell did you find that? Easy I just googled burp.wav I found about 10. That, by far was the best. -Bob- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bertusgeert 1 #24 June 9, 2004 Hell nah.... Society dictates that they shouldn't, and I like girls that do it anyhow. good stuff keep up the burpin --------------------------------------------- As jy dom is moet jy bloei! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ifics 0 #25 June 9, 2004 Doesn't bother me.. I have heard a ton of girls let a nice burp out and only one of them has grossed me out. It was the girl not the burp.. I usually give a nice show of fingers to give the score, so ladies, dont do it unless you are sure its going to impress. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
