mdbase 0 #1 June 4, 2004 There never seems to be enough time or money or time-off to persue base to the fullest. Well, at least not for me, and probably most of you as well. So, I'm looking for a little guidance from my base bro's and sis's. What would you do? Back when I was in the Marine Corps (the poor Corporal that I was) we would frequently hear of ways to make a quick buck. One of them was: you could sell a testicle (nut, to the lay person) to science for $150,000. Now considering I already have a child who is 5 and don't plan on having anymore, this seems like a great deal. I think they even give you a prosthetic. I mean, as long as there's no hormone imbalance, what the fuck. Wouldn't the other one just compensate anyway? Or, would such compensation cause excess growth so that you now have 1 large nut and one regular size prosthetic nut? Think of the possibilities! Think of how much fun you could have if you dedicated the entire $150,000 to base adventures. That's a hell of a lot of rigs and travel and damn, just about whatever. It's a lot more productive than a lonely nut just hanging around 'n shit. Your guidance and wisdom is needed oh great knowing basers. Please share other quick $ ideas you've heard. I'm willing to sell just about any non-essential organ, except for my weinaw. (even though it's not getting much use now, I still need it and besides I'd probably only get $5) Yes, I would give my left (it's the one I'm always moving out of the way for my leg strap) nut to make more jumps. I love BASE like a fat kid love cake (sorry fitty .01, but it's true)-Bryan I love base like a fat kid loves cake Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TomAiello 26 #2 June 4, 2004 I just had to move this over here. It's too funny to let it stay bottled up in BASE.-- Tom Aiello Tom@SnakeRiverBASE.com SnakeRiverBASE.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #3 June 4, 2004 __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mdbase 0 #4 June 4, 2004 Geeze Tom, this was a very personal and private message meant for my close peers Oh well. -Bryan I love base like a fat kid loves cake Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
seekfun 0 #5 June 4, 2004 Semper Fi Brother. Let that nut (testicle for the corpsmen) go. If it loves you, it will cum back. If it's tired of getting caught in your leg strap, it won't cum back, but might net you a cool $150,000. - topher aka 'doc' edited: to add pink. I had promised to post in pink until I won the Indian Leg Wrestling challenge at SDC tomorrow. "...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EricaH 0 #6 June 4, 2004 Dang!! Makes me wish I had a nut to sell. Stupid eggs, only worth $10k. There is no can't. Only lack of knowledge or fear. Only you can fix your fear. PMS #227 (just like the TV show) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weegegirl 2 #7 June 4, 2004 that's it. where can i find me a nut to sell?????? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #8 June 4, 2004 QuoteDang!! Makes me wish I had a nut to sell. Stupid eggs, only worth $10k. We only have 2 nuts. I think you have a few more eggs. I say stupid nuts...Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
evilivan 0 #9 June 4, 2004 Old one, but I still like it : - Create a company called "The Arse Expanding Dildo Co" (or similar) - Advertise in all the obvious places - When you get the orders through, cash the cheques. Then send an apology letter about stocks running out, and include a company-branded refund cheque for the full value. ....and you don't even have to lose any vital organs "If you can keep your head when all around you have lost theirs, then you probably haven't understood the seriousness of the situation." David Brent Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
seekfun 0 #10 June 4, 2004 EricaH, It doesn't seem fair in multiple ways. A testicle produces immeasurable amounts of sperm. Eggs, on the other hand, are a single unit. Furthermore, it's much more difficult to harvest an egg than a testicle. Hell, a Marine with a pocket knife could harvest a testicle. Therefore, simple supply and demand forces should increase the price of an egg above that of a measly testicle. It's not fair at all... topher "...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EricaH 0 #11 June 4, 2004 Quotea Marine with a pocket knife could harvest a testicle. [shudder] - eek!! Quoteit's much more difficult to harvest an egg than a testicle I glad you understand!! I looked into it, basically for bout 8 months you have to SUFFER. be poked w/ so many hormones you almost go nuts () & if you're off by just a few hours from the hormone injection, you have to start all over a few months later. I was refused after my psychological test came back that I was 1) probably an alcoholic and 2) borderline manic oh, well - more fun for me. There is no can't. Only lack of knowledge or fear. Only you can fix your fear. PMS #227 (just like the TV show) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #12 June 4, 2004 Dude: From what I've read about those into body modification, cats castrate themselves simply for the fun of it. I reckon you should hang out with them, steal them and sell them. Wouldn't that be easier? My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dougiefresh 0 #13 June 4, 2004 Too bad it's illegal. I bet you'd get in trouble if you put something like that up on Ebay. May as well rob a bank or embezzle money or some other thing that will land you in the clink. Get some hot chick to pimp you out to old randy ladies! I bet you could find one right here on the forums... The hot chick, not the randy old lady... oh wait a minute, maybe both! Edited once I thought about it a bit.Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #14 June 4, 2004 Soooo - where do you sign up?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mdbase 0 #15 June 4, 2004 QuoteSoooo - where do you sign up? I've been searching all day and can't find a credible web site or doctors office. This is obviously going to have to be pure black market. P.s I just read a story about a dude born with 4! , yes 4 testicles! - lucky bastard. that's 300G's and he still got's two left!-Bryan I love base like a fat kid loves cake Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DownWind 0 #16 June 4, 2004 Quotethat's it. where can i find me a nut to sell?????? Look out Wrong Way. Liz might take something in your sleep. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weegegirl 2 #17 June 4, 2004 QuoteQuotethat's it. where can i find me a nut to sell?????? Look out Wrong Way. Liz might take something in your sleep. Actually... Clay is supposed to visit tonight and crash in the Winnebego. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
base515 0 #18 June 4, 2004 Man, where do I sign up?? Since they have been "snipped" anyway, they are worthless to me. I'll give both for a reduced fee of only $250,000!! Then i'll get some shiny new Titanium ones, and charge people to kick me down there! nakedbase16 May we live long and die out Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FIREFLYR 0 #19 June 4, 2004 If you sell one ,you might not have the BALLS to jump!"One flew East,and one flew West..............one flew over the cuckoo's nest" "There's absolutely no excuse for the way I'm about to act" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #20 June 4, 2004 It would be a little more comfortable.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrunkMonkey 0 #21 June 4, 2004 Who da hell would let a drunk Marine with a Ka-Bar anywhere near his yam bag??? WTF? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
seekfun 0 #22 June 4, 2004 Quote Who da hell would let a drunk Marine with a Ka-Bar anywhere near his yam bag??? WTF? I don't remember anyone specifying that said Marine was drunk. And, we didn't suggest the Ka-Bar, but rather, the much gentler pocket knife. OOH RAH! But, in any event, I was using the hypothetical Marine/Pocket Knife/Yam Bag scenario to illustrate an economic principal relating to the removal of half the yams. But, while we're on the subject of yam bags, as a former corpsman...never mind. - topher"...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mdbase 0 #23 June 4, 2004 QuoteI don't remember anyone specifying that said Marine was drunk. And, we didn't suggest the Ka-Bar, but rather, the much gentler pocket knife. ahh, the Ka-bar is a fine tool. Quote I was using the hypothetical Marine/Pocket Knife/Yam Bag scenario to illustrate an economic principal relating to the removal of half the yams. and, if I'm not mistaken, it should be taken in the context of one performing such an operation on ones self. A fine illustration from an obviously wise individual. Your contribution is appreciated.-Bryan I love base like a fat kid loves cake Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bertusgeert 1 #24 June 4, 2004 QuoteThen i'll get some shiny new Titanium ones, and charge people to kick me down there! Had a boss one time bet me that he would not move after I kicked him in the balls. (he was some kind of special forces hero) So I did and I lost the bet. He claimed he lost them somewhere in a battle, got shot at and they aimed a little low. Thats his claim, now who knows if thats true. Funny nonetheless --------------------------------------------- As jy dom is moet jy bloei! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #25 June 4, 2004 ~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
