explain a thing or two to a noob

[josheezammit 0]

Would you rather A. Never be able to Skydive again?
B. Marry Someone you hated?
C. Fall hopelessly in love with bee arthur from the golden girls (the butch one)

Just curious.....You know I just wanna know, really if you had to choose, what would it be.....

Ahh, what a wonderful world.

[kelel01 1]

I'll have to go with C, Bob. Or A . . . but B sounds like a fate worse than death. I could never skydive again and be 95% happy, but I'd just be missing the thing that adds excitement to my life. Maybe I'd start alligator wrestling or something, though.

Kelly

[seekfun 0]

My instinct is to vote A. Like Kel, I could be largely happy without jumping. Jumping just puts the exclamation point on what is already an exciting life.

I was thinking that option C might be OK too, however, because ol' Arthur won't be around for long, and then I'd be over that.

But, I'm sticking with A.

- topher

"...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins

[wingnut 0]

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Fall hopelessly in love with bee arthur from the golden girls (the butch one

well this one really has no negitive... uz if i was in love with her then it would all be gravy..... but well the others.. no idea....

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[josheezammit 0]

it would have to be some extreme alligator wrestling I would just end up wrestling with more girls! Watch out bee arthur

Ahh, what a wonderful world.

[Brains 2]

first off,

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Nick Name: Dude I don't want to say it.

you need to fill out your profile correctly Meatbomb!!

I gave you that nickname, you better be proud!

And to answer your question, hmm, what was the question again??

I guess i would have to choose B, that is what my parents did

Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you.

[josheezammit 0]

Jeff you know I am proud dude, I Love My Nickname, from here on in, They shall call me Meatbomb!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


oh yeah and sorry about your parents

Ahh, what a wonderful world.

[sunshine 2]

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I guess i would have to choose B, that is what my parents did

I hate you, wanna get married?

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meow

I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug!

[weegegirl 2]

none. what-evah! i do what i want!

[josheezammit 0]

whateva cartmen, you have to pick

Ahh, what a wonderful world.

[Brains 2]

Baby, you know i'm not the marrying type.

Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you.

[wildblue 7]

I'll go with B Alex... divorce is pretty easy these days.

it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality

[weegegirl 2]

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whateva cartmen, you have to pick

what-evah! bad kitty! my cheesypoofs, kitty!

i can't pick. i'm already helplessly in love and the day i stop jumping is the day my ashes are spread over my dz.

[AllyMilne 0]

Lets get this one straight, aint either of the other two that are worse than A. I think we already got a meatbomb on here, maybe you could start a club or somthing?

[josheezammit 0]

i can't pick. i'm already helplessly in love and the day i stop jumping is the day my ashes are spread over my dz.

[Slappie 9]

I'm already living A so I would have to choose A.

"Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

[sunshine 2]

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Baby, you know i'm not the marrying type.

I guess i'll just use you for lotsa kinky sex. And i'll need to practice giving BJs so i can perfect my skills.

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meow

I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug!

[Cajundude 0]

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I guess i'll just use you for lotsa kinky sex. And i'll need to practice giving BJs so i can perfect my skills.

Seriously, I know you don't know me but I could find it in my heart to help a fellow skydiver in need. It wouldn't put me out too much.

[Brains 2]

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as sweet as brains showing the girls at the dropzone what his icon means.....dude

I have no idea what you are talking about meatbomb!

Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you.

[josheezammit 0]

I have no idea what you are talking about meatbomb!

[happythoughts 0]

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Would you rather A. Never be able to Skydive again?
B. Marry Someone you hated?
C. Fall hopelessly in love with bee arthur from the golden girls (the butch one)

You aren't talking about distinct choices here. This is more of a process.

Ever heard someone say "I'm getting married" and 3 people turn around and ask "How much do you want for your gear?"

People get married, they are talked into selling their gear (choice A) because "You don't do that much anymore and we could by something for us, like a mini-van."

Then, after a while, they hate life in the mini-van. They hate their spouse (choice B) and get divorced.

Then they start going to semi-pro womens wrestling events where the contestants look like a Janet Reno vs Bea Authur (choice C) match.

For the guys who want to have sex with 2 women at the same time. Bea Authur is the size of 2.