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Say you were on a blind date.....

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1. Attends formal worship for any major religion
2. Doesn't own her own gear
3. Smoker
4. Tattoos
5. Lack of intelligence
6. My perception of what "overweight" is

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(her spelling can be poor though)
It's the year of the Pig.

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luckily, i have myself a hottie, so no need for a bline date [/disclaimer], but..........

• bad teeth (guess i'm superficial too)
• bad breath
• indecisive or too quiet
• arogant

i've been on two blind dates in my life. they were both nightmares. personalities just didn't match up. :P

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4. Tattoos



Some tattoos are nice. However, it pains me to see women who take a beautiful pair of legs and ruin them with a tattoo that covers half their calves. Yucky poo.

But, a cute little butterfly, rose, lady bug, or pink triangle is nice.

- topher
"...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins

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Some tattoos are nice.



Yes. They are nice now. But skin is also nice - and will never be in as good a condition as it is today.

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But, a cute little butterfly, rose, lady bug, or pink triangle is nice.



Until the butterfly becomes a moth, the rose a crimson cabbage, the lady bug mutates into some genetically engeneered cockroach and the pink triangle has at least one rounded edge....

Unfortunately, I'm old enough to look at the women I dated 20 years ago - and know it's only time before that cute dolphin becomes a killer whale...

t
It's the year of the Pig.

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Until the butterfly becomes a moth, the rose a crimson cabbage, the lady bug mutates into some genetically engeneered cockroach and the pink triangle has at least one rounded edge....

Unfortunately, I'm old enough to look at the women I dated 20 years ago - and know it's only time before that cute dolphin becomes a killer whale...



:o Someone definitely did you wrong!
She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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:o Someone definitely did you wrong!



Or........ if I'm choosing a partner for life - I'd prefer them not to have tattoos.

All the people I've ended up dating made it past that 1st date. For me, that's the place to draw the line.

t
It's the year of the Pig.

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If I have an attraction to someone, then I know it by the physical chemistry that happens between us in person. If I were to be set up, then it would seem so artificial and awkward.



I hear ya...of course if my parents hadn't each gone on their only blind date ever...I wouldn't be here right now and they wouldn't be celebrating 30+ years of marriage ;)



Actually, you don't have any way of knowing you wouldn't be here. That's how I personally define fate: an outcome from an occurrence that you have no way of testing differently. Prettymuch anything dealing with what we take to be the human soul ends up in this bucket.

But I admit they probably wouldn't be celebrating (or marking, as the case may be) 30+ years of marriage.

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Cute lesbians and cute bi-sexual women are hot - damn hot.

I know it's trite, but we boys simply can't get over the appeal of two beautiful female forms rolling around nibbling, kissing, stroking, and ......

Sorry, hard to type one-handed.

I'll have to stop now.

- topher
"...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins

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I hear ya...of course if my parents hadn't each gone on their only blind date ever...I wouldn't be here right now and they wouldn't be celebrating 30+ years of marriage



Aw, that's so sweet! :)
She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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James, why you gotta be all about everyone else's women?



Cause he's a horndog!! He IMed me today asking where a good bar to pick up chicks is. I'm like WTF, i dont' go to bars to pick up chicks. :D Anyhoo, i am looking forward to meeting him in a few weeks when he's in IL. :)

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I am a horn dog.... just in search of Mrs. Right...but won't turn down Mrs. Right now either....



I have a feeling we're gonna have a blast together when you come visit. Keep in mind i am NOT mrs. right now....i'm just your tour guide of the clubs downtown.

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I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug!

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