happythoughts 0 #26 June 9, 2004 QuoteOf course, if they were stupid or psychotic, it might be the world's shortest coffee date. I have no tolerance for stupid people. Try as I might, I just can't stand 'em. You're eliminating stupid or psychotic? That shortens the list. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #27 June 9, 2004 No STUPID or OVERLY EGOTISTICAL PEOPLE. If someone is totally in love with him/herself, I'm not interested. (Pretend like you could be set up on a blind "new friend" date). Kelly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Clownburner 0 #28 June 9, 2004 Yes, it makes it a VERY short list. But I'm lucky. 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #29 June 9, 2004 QuoteYes, it makes it a VERY short list. But I'm lucky. Add "financially secure" and you won't date for 2 years. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #30 June 9, 2004 QuoteMan... what is the world coming to if you can't get a chic to give you a cyber flash these days on IM ------------------------------------------------------- It must just be you man, she flashes me almost daily over im You like my new webcam eh? ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #31 June 9, 2004 QuoteIf someone is totally in love with him/herself, Hmm, so you are open to being set up with either sex then?? I happen to know this girl that would be perfect for you. Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FrogNog 1 #32 June 9, 2004 QuoteIf a chic gots a stash.... it's over.. You got something against chicks who BASE? -=-=-=-=- Pull. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FrogNog 1 #33 June 9, 2004 Quote seriously, a cigarette will do it at once I refer you to [URL http://www.thewvsr.com/TheWVSRthumb.htm]Rules of Thumb[/URL]. -=-=-=-=- Pull. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VectorBoy 0 #34 June 9, 2004 If she was semi-attractive, superficial intellectual, psychology major that 's going to college thanks to daddy's smarts and not hers. Who then precedes to analyze and tell me what is wrong with me and the world. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest #35 June 9, 2004 QuoteA fat sweaty woman who just came from a cabbage eating contest would do it for me. ROFL! mh ."The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JRock 0 #36 June 9, 2004 no..... as in mustache like Yosimite Sam has. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #37 June 9, 2004 Quoteno..... as in mustache like Yosimite Sam has. You should just say "No Italian girls" and get it out in the open. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FrogNog 1 #38 June 9, 2004 * pegleg * male, and either not Brad Pitt or not bringing at least two very hot, interested chicks with him. * ugly. I'm not saying "different-looking", I'm saying "looks like a farm animal." * weighs more than I do. Sorry, that's absolutely my limit, no matter how tall she is or how large her breasts are. * has worse manners than me at my worst * has worse hygiene than me at my average (Yes, technically this is a double standard). I will consider this to have addressed my smell issues from here on. * has worse belches than me at my best * is addicted to anything felonious to possess and buy. (If the addiction item can be possessed or bought non-feloniously, just not both, that's still OK.) * has freaky-pupil contacts and won't take them out * is bald and not a runway model * tells me she has warrants out for her arrest * talks to more than one ex-boyfriend for any reason on our date. (Sometimes I learn these the hard way.) * does not get at least slightly slimmer at some point between ribs and hips. (I don't need to date an approximation of my mom; my mom is OK with this too.) * has her jaw wired shut. (They gotta be able to open wiiide.) * visibly missing any major paired body part. (Pegleg is a subset of this.) * keeps a house dirtier than mine at its worst. -=-=-=-=- Pull. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sdgregory 0 #39 June 9, 2004 a third nipple. If I say 'show me your boobs' and she shows me a third nipple, I'm gone. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyangel2 2 #40 June 9, 2004 QuoteQuoteIf someone is totally in love with him/herself, Hmm, so you are open to being set up with either sex then?? I happen to know this girl that would be perfect for you. Flyangel jumping up and down, waving hands in the air. Oh, oh....... I got it, I got it................May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #41 June 9, 2004 You guys are tripping me out . . . Kelly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paige 0 #42 June 9, 2004 Agree here Val, bad teeth and smokers breath are two nasties in my book.Tunnel Pink Mafia Delegate www.TunnelPinkMafia.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nightingale 0 #43 June 9, 2004 smoking. smoking is grounds for immediate three-ring activation. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #44 June 9, 2004 Show me your boobs. ---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ianmdrennan 2 #45 June 9, 2004 QuoteIf I have an attraction to someone, then I know it by the physical chemistry that happens between us in person. If I were to be set up, then it would seem so artificial and awkward. I hear ya...of course if my parents hadn't each gone on their only blind date ever...I wouldn't be here right now and they wouldn't be celebrating 30+ years of marriage Never know what could happen. Life sure can throw some sidewinders at you when you least expect it. Blues, IanPerformance Designs Factory Team Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
genitor 0 #46 June 10, 2004 Lots of tattoos. I personally think they are very unfeminine, especially if they are excessive (sleeves, etc). I've sorta learned to deal with the lower back tattoo, since it seems like EVERY girl has to have one, but I truly enjoy natural feminine beauty. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JVig 0 #47 June 10, 2004 yup...gotta agree smoking is a deal breaker. -------------------------------------------------- Just remember.....if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
seekfun 0 #48 June 10, 2004 Thank you to all those who mentioned smoking. You show up at the door with a pack rolled in your sleeve - you're leaving and I'm ordering pizza. - topher"...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #49 June 10, 2004 QuoteYou show up at the door with a pack rolled in your sleeve - you're leaving and I'm ordering pizza. I like pizza....and i don't smoke....hrm.... ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
seekfun 0 #50 June 10, 2004 Sunny, The question now is: Do you eat pizza with pineapple and ham on it? - topher"...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
