Ncrowe 0 #26 June 10, 2004 read the above 2 post and look at the pictures. "Don't Mess Around With the Guy in Shades- Oh No!!! " Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #27 June 10, 2004 Click the little thing at the bottom of the message....---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tinkerbelle 5 #28 June 10, 2004 OK, I get it, you dirty, dirty boys! Go wash your hands off! You know you'll grow hair on your hands and go blind if you do that too much! Tink Rehab is for quitters. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
supervole 0 #29 June 10, 2004 QuoteI would say the best way to kill a kitten is to hold it really tight and hurl yourself off of a 20 story building. killing kittens and BASE combined, sounds like fun!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tinkerbelle 5 #30 June 10, 2004 The kitty I am kitty sitting has issues. He was taken away from his Mommy too soon, so he sucks on his own nipples with a vengence! Perhaps that is the case with some of the men I have met as well... Perhaps they were just taken away from their Mommies too soon! Kitty also has an eating disorder! He acts like he is perpetually starving, and eats everything in sight! Weirdest kitty I ever met! Tink Rehab is for quitters. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrunkMonkey 0 #31 June 10, 2004 QuoteTo all those who kill kittens, what is the best way you recomend to kill one? M-80. Jump plane. Deep Fryer. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Marz 0 #32 June 10, 2004 QuoteOK, I get it, you dirty, dirty boys! Go wash your hands off! You know you'll grow hair on your hands and go blind if you do that too much! Tink Yeah my dad said that all the time and I'd yell from across the room "I'm over HERE, Dad!" Marz _________________________________________ Did I just kill another thread? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #33 June 10, 2004 Quote You know you'll grow hair on your hands and go blind if you do that too much! Yea, But if you let the the hair on your palm grow really long, it feels even better!! Cant I just do it untill I need Glasses? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #34 June 10, 2004 God has decided to save kittens.. He's moved on, to many kitties were being slaughtered because of this website. So I give you his newest banner.. Check file below please "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #35 June 10, 2004 OMG Slappie you crack me up! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #36 June 10, 2004 Ok, that was the funniest fucking thing I've ever seen . . . and I was on the phone! I just had to bite my lip to keep from cracking up. Kelly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #37 June 10, 2004 Damn, i've killed tony danza a lot this past month. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #38 June 10, 2004 Yeah, I can hear him scream everytime I go to take a shower . . . Kelly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #40 June 10, 2004 I like this one better. Edited to add: I stole it from Slappie Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #41 June 10, 2004 I wish i had a picture that said "show me your ass or i pour all your beer down the drain." ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #42 June 10, 2004 QuoteI like this one better. Thief!! That's mine!! "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #43 June 10, 2004 QuoteThief!! That's mine!! sorry man, next time i will put your name in the credits. Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #44 June 10, 2004 QuoteQuoteThief!! That's mine!! sorry man, next time i will put your name in the credits. Just get me current and we'll call it even... July 24th 01 was along time ago "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 7 #45 June 10, 2004 QuoteQuoteTo all those who kill kittens, what is the best way you recomend to kill one? Well don't try throwing it off the second floor to the first. Damn things just land on their feet and scamper off purring. Between 2-6 stories is your best chance to kill the cat. I researched this extensively when I was trying to get a new discipline going in skydiving - "Freefall Cat Passing" "Most are surprised to learn that a cat stands a greater chance of survival if it falls from a higher place than from a lower place. New York veterinarians gathered data from their feline patients, which clearly supports this fact. Ten percent of their patients died after falling from 2-6 stories, while only five percent of the fatalities occurred when their patients fell from 7-32 stories" Know how to make a cat go "WHOOF!" ? 2 gallons of gas and a match.it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mardigrasbob 0 #46 June 10, 2004 Whistle Here Puppy,puppy,puppy! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vertifly 0 #47 June 10, 2004 I started out NOT liking this thread, but now I think it's a f'n riot. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #48 June 10, 2004 QuoteOK, I get it, you dirty, dirty boys! Go wash your hands off! You know you'll grow hair on your hands and go blind if you do that too much! Tink If that were true there'd be a lot of hairy hands on braille keyboards posting messages on dz.com. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mardigrasbob 0 #49 June 10, 2004 QuoteQuoteOK, I get it, you dirty, dirty boys! Go wash your hands off! You know you'll grow hair on your hands and go blind if you do that too much! Tink If that were true there'd be a lot of hairy hands on braille keyboards posting messages on dz.com. It is better to spill your seed on the floor; than in a belly of a whore! ------------ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #50 June 10, 2004 QuoteIt is better to spill your seed on the floor; than in a belly of a whore! Reminds me of a joke...... Why did the blonde girl have a bruised navel? Blonde boyfriend. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
