Hanging it up for good

[crapflinger2000 1]

Hey folks, since I've been spending less and less time at the DZ recently, I've been searching for something that "grabs me" with the same kind of passion that skydiving used to. I finally found it:

http://members.aol.com/MoistTwl/

Thanks for the good times all, I'll letcha know when my gear goes up for sale.

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[seekfun 0]

I heard that this moist towlette collecting can be dangerous. Are you sure you want to do this?

- topher

"...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins

[weegegirl 2]

go. go now. to the doctor. quick. don't stop for anything. go.

[crapflinger2000 1]

I can deal. Look at this stuff! Imagine the "smell of clean" when you open up these babies! mmmmmmmmm

http://members.tripod.com/~jsfrench/

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[sunshine 2]

Will you still come hang out with me when i come back to the Nuthouse?

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meow

I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug!

[Cajundude 0]

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I heard that this moist towlette collecting can be dangerous. Are you sure you want to do this?

- topher

Very much so! I was in moist towlette collecting for years. Finally the liablility caught up with me. I just couldn't keep taking chances anymore not to mention the insurance cost is quite steep. It is a very dangerous hobby. Sometimes you have to handle 2 or maybe even three towelettes at a time. God forbid if you don't store them correctly. If you keep them all in one place, like a fishbowl, you can seriously hurt yourself when you want to view a particular towelette. Statistics show that reaching into a fishbowl full of moist towelettes gives a 1 in 300,000 chance that you will receive quite a nasty paper cut. Just think about it! That is some thick paper so it will be a nasty cut. Some of the moist towelettes seem to have a thin layer of foil inside the paper. That's metal! We're talkin' serious infection. You also run the risk of jamming one of the corners of the moist towelette under a fingernail! Could you imagine!

It was quite a decision to make but between the rising costs of liablility insurance for the hobby, the severity of the injuries, the tremendous amound of time it drains and the intellect it takes to be a connoisseur of moist towelettes I just had to give it up and take up a safer hobby such as skydiving.

I wish you luck in your new venture but please, please, please under all circumstances in the wide world of moist towelette collecting make sure you are extremely cautious and careful. Also a word of advice, there are a lot of phony moist towelette packages out there so before you think you are getting a too good to be true deal, check it out, becase it probably is too good to be true. Stay away from the collectors in Algeria and Nigeria. The have been trying to pass bogus moist towelettes into the U.S.

Be careful and good luck.

[happythoughts 0]

How about the ones that come with a Kentucky Fried Chicken order? Those are handy, I keep one in my wallet.

A lot of guys carry a condom in their wallet, just in case they "get lucky". Same principle.

[vdschoor 0]

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Hey folks, since I've been spending less and less time at the DZ recently, I've been searching for something that "grabs me" with the same kind of passion that skydiving used to. I finally found it:

http://members.aol.com/MoistTwl/

Thanks for the good times all, I'll letcha know when my gear goes up for sale.

Welcome to the club man, which region are you a member of, or haven't you signed up with a collector's group?
I do this on the side, next to work and skydiving. It sure makes for a busy life, but it is so rewarding...

Iwan

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[vdschoor 0]

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Getting a hard to find towelette does make the pecker hard doesn't it!

He he.. you can say that again..

[Girlfalldown 0]

I have some handy wipes by my bed. Can I join too?

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[Brains 2]

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How about the ones that come with a Kentucky Fried Chicken order? Those are handy, I keep one in my wallet.

And the ones from Hooters have nifty sayings on the back of them.

Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you.

[sunshine 2]

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I have some handy wipes by my bed. Can I join too?

Are they next to your jumbo bottle of Head & Shoulders?

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meow

I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug!

[Girlfalldown 0]

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I have some handy wipes by my bed. Can I join too?

Are they next to your jumbo bottle of Head & Shoulders?

Someone's gotta tell me that story one of these days.

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[Brains 2]

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Someone's gotta tell me that story one of these days.

LMFAO!! What happened in Eloy stays. . . awe hell nevermind, someone tell her, it is worth it.

Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you.

[sunshine 2]

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Someone's gotta tell me that story one of these days.

I'd rather show ya....

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meow

I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug!

[Girlfalldown 0]

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Someone's gotta tell me that story one of these days.

I'd rather show ya....

For some reason I don't think I want to see this.

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[vdschoor 0]

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Someone's gotta tell me that story one of these days.

I'd rather show ya....

For some reason I don't think I want to see this.

ummm.. no Shannon, believe me, you do not want to be anywhere close to experiencing this..

[Girlfalldown 0]

See people? This is why when all else fails just....

SPIT ON IT!!!

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[seekfun 0]

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See people? This is why when all else fails just....

SPIT ON IT!!!

Good Girl! Rock on Milwaukee....

- topher

"...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins

[DTOXX 0]

Would "drool down the side of it" be considered an option to "spit on it"?

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SIMstudy

[crapflinger2000 1]

What the fuck are you all talking about?


edited to add:

Well, I mean, I know what you are all talking about, but how does it pertain to Towelettes? Can we get back to the subject at hand?

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[seekfun 0]

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Can we get back to the subject at hand?

I don't think GirlFallDown was talking about using her hand.

But, if you want to use your hand, I guess we can make an exception.

- topher

"...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins

[skydivexxl 0]

bye

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[headoverheels 334]

I still have some British Airways ones from 1994, when I went to Slovakia for the World Team record attempts. The packages are pretty wrinkled from
carting them all over.