skydived19006 4 #51 June 9, 2004 Best to plan in advance, and do it in a way that you don’t have to hide the body or explain shit! Can you cay “boating accident”? Just take your “friend” out for a friendly afternoon of drinking and fishing. Get em to look over the edge of the boat and shoe em in the ass! All ya got’a say is “the bitch fell in!” I would guess that just about everyone here knows of someone who died in a droning accident. Water’s some dangerous shit! The irony is that so many people think that skydiving is dangerous and fishin’ safe. I can think of two or three people who died fishing. I wonder how many were really accidents. Ladies, be ware if your husband all the sudden wants to buy a boat and take up fishing! And that goes double for you fellas!Experience is what you get when you thought you were going to get something else. AC DZ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #52 June 9, 2004 QuoteLet's hear some creative ideas out there. If you've just killed someone, how do you get rid of the body? Assuming that you don't want to have the killing discovered - I got nuthin.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #53 June 9, 2004 In Florida, they make roads by digging mud out of the swamp and stacking it in the middle. A lot of roads have deep ditches on either side. A few years back, there was car tire tracks leading off the side of the road, so a diver went down to search for a car. He put a tow-truck cable on it and they pulled it out. Then the diver requested the cable again. Apparently, there was a motorcycle down there also. The motorcycle had went off the road years ago and was part of a "missing persons" report. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #54 June 9, 2004 QuoteFuck it! Eat it! I usually eat it THEN fuck it. Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #55 June 9, 2004 Yeah - but we all know about the apple pie.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #56 June 9, 2004 QuoteI usually eat it THEN fuck it How you doin? ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keith 0 #57 June 9, 2004 Acid. Just make sure you don't forget to dispose of the undesolved teeth. Damn teeth can be a problem. Or you could always chop it up and put it down the disposal. Just make sure you have enough Draino on hand to get rid of the pesky skin and hair that can clog the drain.Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vdschoor 0 #58 June 9, 2004 QuoteAcid. Just make sure you don't forget to dispose of the undesolved teeth. Damn teeth can be a problem. Or you could always chop it up and put it down the disposal. Just make sure you have enough Draino on hand to get rid of the pesky skin and hair that can clog the drain. Ok, now I am going to post in the scared thread that I am afraid of Keith.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keith 0 #59 June 9, 2004 QuoteMy sister lives on a pig farm...in fact i was at her house earlier today visiting... Hmm, who'd *you* kill? Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Orchid 0 #60 June 9, 2004 LOL...planning to kill someone...are we?"Love is doing small things with great love." Lacrosse: Legally beating men with sticks since 1492 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #61 June 9, 2004 QuoteHmm, who'd *you* kill? Seen nastyclown around lately....exactly... Do NOT piss off the Sunny One!!! ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #62 June 9, 2004 QuoteAcid. Just make sure you don't forget to dispose of the undesolved teeth. Damn teeth can be a problem. Or you could always chop it up and put it down the disposal. Just make sure you have enough Draino on hand to get rid of the pesky skin and hair that can clog the drain. Quote I worked in an Aero Space manufacturing plant in San Diego in the 90's... They did a lot of chemical milling on 'Al..Ti..SS' 10,000 and 20,000 gallon tanks of some of the worst (best?) acid there is... we did a 'test' once....hair..bone..teeth..a watch! EVERYTHING...Teeth and all! Bye Bye! Hummm.... Oh... ahhh...don't ask me how I know, but lime will actually perserve a body in most conditions! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keith 0 #63 June 9, 2004 Quoteahhh...don't ask me how I know, but lime will actually perserve a body in most conditions! Yeah, so I've heard Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Clownburner 0 #64 June 9, 2004 Quoteahhh...don't ask me how I know, but lime will actually perserve a body in most conditions! Yeah. It's the tequila that fucks it up, not the lime. 7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keith 0 #65 June 9, 2004 Sheesh! How many times do I have to tell you the tequila is for liquoring them up so's you can clunk them over the head easier. NOT for pickeling them after! If I've told you once, I've told you twice Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #66 June 9, 2004 People have asked me before "Do you prefer the body of a 20 year old or the body of a 30 year old?" It doesn't matter really. I've got no more room. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VectorBoy 0 #67 June 9, 2004 QuoteBurn it under pure oxygen. Not that skydivers know where to get pure oxygen. *cough*FBO*cough* I hear even stone will burn if the O2 concentration and temperature are high enough. Yes you are right but to do a whole body you will need so much that the only way to go is liquid oxygen, The FBO won't have that. Then there is that whole freezing your parts off and keeping the body saturated and not your body saturated while it goes up uncontrolably Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
markd_nscr986 0 #68 June 9, 2004 feed the hogs.........they will eat it all of it!Marc SCR 6046 SCS 3004 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #69 June 9, 2004 QuoteQuoteahhh...don't ask me how I know, but lime will actually perserve a body in most conditions! Yeah, so I've heard Quote A plastic matress cover, couple gallons of bleach and a folding shovel in the car's trunk... Don't leave hme without 'em! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keith 0 #70 June 9, 2004 QuoteA plastic matress cover, couple gallons of bleach and a folding shovel in the car's trunk... Don't leave hme without 'em! Thanks! I'll have to remember that next time Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paige 0 #71 June 9, 2004 QuoteQuoteYeah, nothing like a realistic method. I'm sure we all have a farm of pigs out back to do this. My sister lives on a pig farm...in fact i was at her house earlier today visiting... Note to self, do not piss off sunshine and call on her when body disposal is neededTunnel Pink Mafia Delegate www.TunnelPinkMafia.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoysPlayThing 0 #73 June 10, 2004 QuoteLet's hear some creative ideas out there. If you've just killed someone, how do you get rid of the body? Eeek! you're thread makes me wonder.. Who did you retire?... _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #74 June 11, 2004 you should also wonder about all the people who've chimed in so readily. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
seekfun 0 #75 June 11, 2004 It's pretty sad that with all of these skydivers chiming in to explain how to get rid of a dead body, that no one suggested the following: Take said body to a remote dropzone in the Nevada desert. Pretend you are a first jump student. Then, distract your JM just before you jump, jump and track away as far as you can, having one of your friends dump the body out of another airplane. This way, everyone will think that you bounced, when in fact, it's just the dead body you needed to get rid of. God, that's easy. I don't know why no one came up with that one. Note: This 'bouncer' must have an uncanny resemblance to you. - topher"...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
