Haiku is back!

[skydivexxl 0]

It's that time again...
Early Friday am poems.
Drunk haiku is here!

Blog Clicky

[TheAnvil 0]

The little Anvil
is already here at work
and wants to drink beer

Vinny the Anvil
Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL
JACKASS POWER!!!!!!

[samhussey 0]

Aha, a haiku!
It wouldn't be a friday
if it wasn't here.

[seekfun 0]

Starbucks

A venti latte
On the way to work again
I am going broke

- topher

"...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins

[weegegirl 2]

Yay! It's BOOGIE time!
Come to Tecumseh and play!
With our sweet otter.

[cocheese 0]

Yes what Weegegirl said
It will be a blast ya know
Hope you can make it

[seekfun 0]

obligatory naughty haiku

A naughty haiku
'bout my favorite thing to do
that's cunnilingus

- topher

"...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins

[skydivexxl 0]

Limericks are good
But I think I really should
Stick to my haikus!

Blog Clicky

[cocheese 0]

We are so lucky
to be doing what we do
Whuffos have no clue

[vdschoor 0]

Jumping in Byron
and in H-Town this weekend
Is it almost 5?

[Girlfalldown 0]

step off eager boys
rockin chickways in H-town
It's all about us

no you can't join us
we'll let you shoot video
but you must behave

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(Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

[vdschoor 0]

Quote

step off eager boys
rockin chickways in H-town
It's all about us

no you can't join us
we'll let you shoot video
but you must behave

Be like that then girls
will fly above or under
any way you want

it's all about girls
and videomen count too
a little bit right?

[daveb 1]

I train intensely,
Visualize my skydives;
4-way rocks my world!

Blue skies are calling
Below, the ground is distant;
I know why birds sing!

This one just seems appropriate to our year, thus far. No bad vibes intended.

Thunder is our name;
Why did we select that one?
It's raining again.

[weegegirl 2]

no i could not date;
someone who had a sex change;
guess i'm ignorant.

you should know i'm just;
joking around cuz i'm bored;
so chill the hell out.

maya needs to smile;
cocheese needs to not be gay;
leave the kitties be.

low jump number chumps;
need to listen to wise ron;
cuz he's still alive.

clay must be working;
haven't heard about the sheep;
in quite a long time.

tin foil does rock!
and Hawaii sounds so good!
Jrock needs a date!!!!

Mini soap box rant;
Got so stinkin out of hand;
We still love you bro.

I ain't no hippie.
And beer is not a diet.
But, I will try it!

-the end-

[seekfun 0]

this post only proves
That you are a bored post whore
With nothing to do

Maybe I'm a chump
Cause I've got low jump numbers
And I kill kittens

But I'm a good guy
Really, you just ask my Mom
She will tell you so

Have a good weekend
My little skydiving friend
See you here Monday

- topher

"...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins

[weegegirl 2]

hey, not everyone;
with low jump numbers is dumb.
just those with closed ears.

and hey, you know what?
i have really low jumps too!
so back the fuck up!

bwa ha ha ha ha!
you MUST know that I'm joking!
I hope I'm not banned!

Yes, it's sad but true,
I love to post whore all day!
Sure beats my dumb job!

Only two hours;
Till I get to leave this dump!!!
Go to the dz!!!!

[seekfun 0]

If I kill kittens
While I'm Under canopy
Will that make me cool?

- topher

"...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins

[seekfun 0]

Sunny, don't be mad
It was just a limerick
or two - We're sorry

- topher

"...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins