ACMESkydiver 0 #1 June 13, 2004 So last night we're up late...we're getting drunk, and it's after midnight so it is 'OFFICIALLY' my husband's birthday. One of those stupid Enzyte commercials appears on TV (y'know, the one with the guy with the HUGE smile on his face and an obviously happy wife? ) So jokingly, I say , "So hey old man, I guess you'll be needing that soon, eh?" Holy SHNIKEYS!! Ok, so I'm just catching my breath this morning... Then I'm doing taxes in our home office (Yeah I'm late with them...business taxes blow) and ...birthday boy seems to bring up the 'Enzyte' thing again... Holy Hera, make sure you can handle it if you tease your SO!!! ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #2 June 13, 2004 LOLOLOL I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mayberry 0 #3 June 13, 2004 Holy SHNIKEYS!! Ok, so I'm just catching my breath this morning... Sounds like he doesn't need Enzyte!! (wink wink) DonDon Here's to friends! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #4 June 13, 2004 Sex on a weight bench rocks. You can straddle the guy, and grab the bars that hold the dumbell thingy and really pull yourself onto him and grind like crazy. Ok, that is all. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bch7773 0 #5 June 14, 2004 fyi, that enzyte stuff is just another non-FDA approved, herbal pos. they make it look like its an actual proven product, but its no different then one of those that are in the "enlarge your penis" email spams, except they put it on tv to get more idiots to buy it. rant over. MB 3528, RB 1182 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
leroydb 0 #6 June 14, 2004 you women have to be careful about that grinding... Because of that I am now an avid trimmer.Leroy ..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jose 0 #7 June 14, 2004 Oh dear.....It looks like I'm going to buy a weight set bench. No weights, just the bench and bar. Yeah yeah, thats the ticket... "Honey, I'll be back in a while!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jose 0 #8 June 14, 2004 You know this because...........? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #9 June 14, 2004 That would be cool...but our weight bench is in the garage, and my father-in-law is downstairs... There's always the closet...or back seat...or shower...or counter top...or....trampoline, if we wanna get real public with our affection. WTF, right? How much more public can it be than the internet?? I'll let y'all know what the home owner's association has to say about it. ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #10 June 14, 2004 SUV's with luggage racks are also good. You lean your back against the vehicle and reach up and grab onto the luggage rack for good leverage. Then you wrap your legs around the guys waist....mmm....good stuff. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #11 June 14, 2004 The Suburban is too tall, and I'm only 5'4"... Boy, trying that with an SUV with a lift kit and you wouldn't be wrapping your legs around the guys...um...waist. ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freefallfreak 0 #12 June 14, 2004 Sunny, Got any ideas about a horse drawn carriage?? TripleF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #13 June 14, 2004 QuoteSunny, Got any ideas about a horse drawn carriage?? Hehe, i'll have to experiment with that one to find the best way to do it.... Sometimes i share too much information when under the influence of alcohol..... ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freefallfreak 0 #14 June 14, 2004 QuoteSometimes i share too much information when under the influence of alcohol..... Does this mean you're gonna' kiss and tell if I ply you with alcohol and take advantage of your lush, tight, little body? TripleF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #15 June 14, 2004 Being a man, I would say it's something that guys just don't kid about. Tweaking an insecurity is probably not the best idea, even good-natured kidding. Kinda like cellulite. He probably accepts that you have it and he loves you anyway, but wouldn't joke about it because women are insecure about that. He probably could have said, "Don't worry honey, I'll never need it, as long as you don't put on any more weight or cellulite." But then, most secure women could laugh that off. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #16 June 14, 2004 QuoteBeing a man, I would say it's something that guys just don't kid about. Tweaking an insecurity is probably not the best idea, even good-natured kidding. Kinda like cellulite. He probably accepts that you have it and he loves you anyway, but wouldn't joke about it because women are insecure about that. He probably could have said, "Don't worry honey, I'll never need it, as long as you don't put on any more weight or cellulite." But then, most secure women could laugh that off. I have no idea what you're talking about, Happy...I have no cellulite whatsoever... Maybe he was a bit put off about my ribbing, but he didn't seem like it...just wanted to prove me wrong. I was trying to make fun of his age, not his..uh, prowess. He took it the other way though, and I'm SOOO glad he did. And oh heaven he can prove me wrong any time he chooses...serious, I wouldn't mind...no problem...~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #17 June 14, 2004 QuoteI was trying to make fun of his age, not his..uh, prowess. "The only difference between a man of 30 and a man of 40 is 10 years experience." - HT I don't know if that's a fact, but it is a rumor that I am trying to spread. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrunkMonkey 0 #18 June 14, 2004 What is love? What is this longing in our hearts for togetherness? Is it not the sweetest flower? Does not this flower of love have the fragrant aroma of fine, fine diamonds? Does not the wind love the dirt? Is not love not unlike the unlikely not it is unlikened to? Are you with someone tonight? Do not question your love. Take your lover by the hand. Release the power within yourself. Your heard me, release the power. Tame the wild cosmos with a whisper. Conquer heaven with one intimate caress. That's right don't be shy. Whip out everything you got and do it in the butt. By Leon Phelps, The Ladies' Man Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #19 June 14, 2004 QuoteWhat is love? What is this longing in our hearts for togetherness? Is it not the sweetest flower? Does not this flower of love have the fragrant aroma of fine, fine diamonds? Does not the wind love the dirt? Is not love not unlike the unlikely not it is unlikened to? Are you with someone tonight? Do not question your love. Take your lover by the hand. Release the power within yourself. Your heard me, release the power. Tame the wild cosmos with a whisper. Conquer heaven with one intimate caress. That's right don't be shy. Whip out everything you got and do it in the butt. By Leon Phelps, The Ladies' Man OMG....now THAT is funny as hell...~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #20 June 14, 2004 QuoteQuoteI was trying to make fun of his age, not his..uh, prowess. "The only difference between a man of 30 and a man of 40 is 10 years experience." - HT I don't know if that's a fact, but it is a rumor that I am trying to spread. I totally agree...I'll take my guy now at 31 over his 21-year-old self any day...experience is so key... ...and "no" people, it doesn't get old after 10 years...it just starts to get interesting...~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
