cloud_monkey 0 #1 June 15, 2004 Dear Tide Detergent Company: I'm writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it since the day I moved out of my parents house. My Mom told me it was the best. Now that I am older and wiser, I find it even better! In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white shirt. My bitch of a wife began to berate me about how clumsy I was and she quickly became a major pain in the ass. One thing led to another and I ended up with a lot of her blood on my new white shirt. I tried to get the stain out using a bargain detergent, but it just wouldn't come out. After a quick trip to the supermarket, I purchased a bottle of liquid Tide with Bleach Alternative, and to my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came out! In fact, the stains came out so well, that when the detectives came by yesterday they told me that the DNA tests on my shirt came back negative. On top of that, my attorney called and said that I was no longer considered a suspect in the disappearance of my wife. What a relief. I thank you, once again, for having such a great product. Well, gotta go. I have to write a letter to the Hefty bag people... Signed, A truly happy husband Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
