0
ryoder

Bush jump - Letterman Top 10

Recommended Posts

Top Ten Things Going Through Former President Bush's Mind At This Moment (Skydiving)

http://www.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/top_ten/

(Now bear in mind Letterman was displaying a photo of Bush and his TI in drogue-fall while reading the list.)
"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Top Ten Things Going Through Former President Bush's Mind At This Moment (Skydiving)


10. "I'm falling faster than my son's approval rating"

9. "Hey, who's that white-haired dude waving at me? Oh, it's Barbara"

8. "Would it be unpresidential to urp on 350 people?"

7. "I feel like I'm 75 again"

6. "I thought this kind of thing was only allowed in Massachusetts"

5. "How can I break it to George that I'm voting for Kerry?"

4. "I don't remember having so much jowl resistance last time"

3. "If this doesn't impress Carmen Electra, I give up"

2. "Read my lips: Holy crap, I'm gonna die"

1. "It's a good thing I'm drunk"


Blog Clicky

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
did you see the extras (you have to click the X)


Top Ten Things Going Through Former President Bush's Mind At This Moment (Skydiving)

"I hope the President doesn't see this and decide to send me to Iraq"


"Help! Georgie no like falling!"


"I can't believe I put $50,000 on the Lakers"


"What the hell was I thinking naming the poor kid Jeb"


"My face looks a little like John Kerry's right after the Botox"

~Cindy~
Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari?
Spelling and grammar errors are left as an exercise for the reader.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

0