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Shell666

For the girl (or for the SLUG) that has everything ... =)

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"Honey, have you seen my velvet vulva?"

grunt...pant...."Uh, no honey, it's not out here int the garage with me and my collection of every Playboy since 1967." grunt..pant....

"Ok, well if you see it, I left my lady bic razor in it with the safety cap off, can you bring it to me?"

....grunt, pant....."AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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Yes! I want a Voodoo, but there's no way I'm walking around with a cooch on my back! :D

Kelly



Maybe you could use it like those butterflies. They have a big spot on their wings that resembles an eye. It makes them look intimidating.

You walk around with the Giant Vagina rig on your back and initimidate guys. It would send the message of "Don't mess with me unless you're packing some equipment." Kinda weed them out up front. ;)

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Maybe you could use it like those butterflies. They have a big spot on their wings that resembles an eye. It makes them look intimidating.

You walk around with the Giant Vagina rig on your back and initimidate guys. It would send the message of "Don't mess with me unless you're packing some equipment." Kinda weed them out up front.



Dude! that is the funniest thing i have read all day.:D:D:D:D:D

Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you.

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Ok, so who's going to make the first twat container? Maybe a twee-twat shaped canopy? How bout a dick-shaped rip cord? Geeeeez...



Hi cajundude

Well since you mentioned it they used to have dildo's" and puds" :o for a canopy activation device.

Check out the pull out pilot chutes, :)

R.I.P.

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