DrunkMonkey 0 #1 June 17, 2004 Look out! Look out! Pink elephants on parade, Here they come! Hippety hoppety, They're here and there, Pink elephants ev'rywhere, Look out! Look out! They're walking around the bed, On their head, Clippety cloppety, Arrayed in braid, Pink elephants on parade, What'll I do? What'll I do? What an unusual view! I could stand the sight of worms, And look at microscopic germs, But technicolor pachyderms, Is really much for me, I am not the type to faint, When things are odd or things are quaint, But seeing things you know that ain't, Can certainly give you an awful fright! What a sight! Chase 'em away! Chase 'em away! I'm afraid need your aid, Pink elephants on parade! Pink elephants! Pink elephants! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snowbird 0 #2 June 17, 2004 I'm at work bored. Can I have some of whatever you have? Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. -Robert A. Heinlein Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrunkMonkey 0 #3 June 17, 2004 QuoteI'm at work bored. Can I have some of whatever you have? You mean a little cousin and a copy of Dumbo? Clicky! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WrongWay 0 #4 June 17, 2004 1. Put the pipe down. 2. Step away from the tv. 3. It's Flying Toasters on Parade, damnit. Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #5 June 17, 2004 It may be hallucinations. To verify their existence, go to your refrigerator. If there are footprints in the peanut butter, you have an elephant infestation. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrunkMonkey 0 #6 June 17, 2004 QuoteIt may be hallucinations. To verify their existence, go to your refrigerator. If there are footprints in the peanut butter, you have an elephant infestation. EEK! There are footprints in my jar of Skippy!! How do I get rid of them??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #7 June 17, 2004 QuoteQuoteIt may be hallucinations. To verify their existence, go to your refrigerator. If there are footprints in the peanut butter, you have an elephant infestation. EEK! There are footprints in my jar of Skippy!! How do I get rid of them??? You need to lure them out of the house. Make sure they can't smell your cologne, take off all your clothes and rub peanut oil on yourself. Now go outside and hide in the bushes. I'm sure this will solve the problem. Be careful that you don't resemble an elephant with a really small trunk. Elephants will f-- anything with a trunk in the front. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
