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"British women are the least hairy" Least hairy? Is that what it has gotten down to?

In the search for national pride, the Brits are claiming to be less hairy than the French. Clue card - the French aren't trying. They don't shave. That's like claiming that you've won more wars than the French.

The word going around is that the British soccer team was playing a game. The other team left the field. It took the Brit team another 4 minutes to score.

Oh, well... at least they are less hairy than the Italians too. I can hear it now... "Not only are we less hairy, but we our army is tougher too." I wouldn't go there though, the Italian women have thicker mustaches than British men.

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British women are the least hairy in Europe.

But their German counterparts are the hairiest, according to a survey by razor manufacturer Wilkinson.

A Europe-wide study from the company looked at the hair-removal habits of 1,000 women.

The survey found British girls are the ones who undertake the most hair removal, with more than 93% saying they use razors before wearing skirts and shorts for the summer.

Germans fell way behind with just 40% saying they regularly shaved. This however shows an improvement of seven per cent from studies carried out two years ago.

Spanish women ranked just behind the British with 82% preferring the smooth to the natural look. French and Italian ladies lay in the middle - but with more shaving than not.