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I woke up this morning with my right eye swollen completely shut!

The docs tell me it's some sort of infection and gave me antibiotics for the weekend with some anti-biotic eyedrops to take too. Very very odd. It looks like someone slugged me pretty hard. They're going to drain it next week or something, which would suck ass. Needles don't belong near my eyes.

:S
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I woke up this morning with my right eye swollen completely shut!
:S



And here I though Sunshine was visiting.:o:P
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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My dearest topher. Tis not wise to continue to diss the sunnyone. I realize you may be joking, but it's still not a wise idea....



Come on! You have to admit that you set yourself up for that one....

I can't believe I was able to type fast enough to get it in before anyone else?

- topher
"...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins

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Other people around here aren't quite as rude.



Actually, I'm quite a gentleman. But, I don't back down to smartypants girlies who think they're the only ones that can dish out some shit....

- topher
"...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins

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Other people around here aren't quite as rude.



Actually, I'm quite a gentleman. But, I don't back down to smartypants girlies who think they're the only ones that can dish out some shit....

- topher

Now you're actually pissing me off... I'm normally a laid back sumbitch.

You've crossed the line, first you called her a "bitch" now you've called her a smartypants girlie. She happens to be neither. Unless you know the Sunnyone personaly I would suggest You Back off Sunny. Or I shall be forced to release 4 years of grammatical frustration upon you.



"Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

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You've crossed the line



Slappie,

I'm employing strategy to get sunny all riled up again. You see, now I know that she wears cheerleader outfits, tank tops, and digs her own boobies. So, I'm working on getting her all riled up so that I can again challenge her to an Indian Leg Wrestle.

Think about it...

- topher
"...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins

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You've crossed the line



Slappie,

I'm employing strategy to get sunny all riled up again. You see, now I know that she wears cheerleader outfits, tank tops, and digs her own boobies. So, I'm working on getting her all riled up so that I can again challenge her to an Indian Leg Wrestle.

Think about it...

- topher

I don't really care what you're trying to accomplish. You've riled me up. You don't know this person, you've lurked the boreds for a couple months and started posting. You've picked out a very well liked person by many to be the target of your twisted sense of humor.

IE: If Sunny corrects my spelling or use of punctuation I don't take it badly.

I don't know you so it pisses me off..

If she pokes sexual inuendo in my face I know what's up. (I know I aint gettin none)



"Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

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Slappie,

You're truly upset about this. I thought this was all in jest, but you're white knuckled at the keyboard right now.

Please relax.

I'm am just kidding with the sunny one. We've spoken on the phone and have tried to make plans to meet at a DZ in our area so she can kick my ass in the manner due me.

Hitherto, I give her some shit on the postings to make sure that when we do meet, she exercises no sympathy or mercy on my person. I want to experience the ferocity of sunny in all of her powerful glory.

Remember, DZ.commers are expecting footage.

You may allow the blood to return to your knuckles now.

- topher
"...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins

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I can't believe I was able to type fast enough to get it in before anyone else?




....and y'all didn't even jump on this?
WTF? Are y'all slippin'?
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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I can't believe I was able to type fast enough to get it in before anyone else?




....and y'all didn't even jump on this?
WTF? Are y'all slippin'?



You're right turtle, even as I was typing that, I thought people would jump on it.

I guess I've just pissed off a few people and now I am persona-non-grata on dz.com.

It seemed to me that dz.commers had a handle on saracasm, but alas, I'm just a punk-fuckin'-newb who doesn't know his shiznit from his pocket protector.

I apologize to everyone.

[:/],

topher
"...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins

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I woke up this morning with my right eye swollen completely shut!
:S



Scott Baio gave Vinnie pink eye!!!



:ph34r::ph34r::o:o



"Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

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You've crossed the line



Slappie,

I'm employing strategy to get sunny all riled up again. You see, now I know that she wears cheerleader outfits, tank tops, and digs her own boobies. So, I'm working on getting her all riled up so that I can again challenge her to an Indian Leg Wrestle.

Think about it...

- topher



Okay, now I'm riled up, too. I've known Sunny for a few years. You've known her for only a very short while.

I suggest that you take a step back, go read over your old posts, and hopefully you'll realize how disrespectful you've been.

Some of us joke with Sunny like that because we've known her a while, we've met, and we're comfortable enough in our friendships to kid with each other that way.

You can't just go barging in like that. It crosses the line and only makes her and us angry.

Try and see our point of view. I think you owe someone a major apology.

Especially considering the fact that I've seen Sunny pull out a persons spine and hand it to them a split-second before they collapsed. The girl is hard-core, but that doesn't mean we don't have her back, :ph34r:-style.

edited for spelling
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