MyOwnWay 0 #1 June 18, 2004 Last night i found myself lounging in only my undies at the kitchen table while enjoying a nice cold beer. I gaze to my left and found jumper at the sink scrubbing away at the dishes. I busted up laughing thinking "how ironic." _________________________________________ all good things are wild and free - Henry David Thoreau Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #2 June 18, 2004 Tell him I'll be there in a few months to confiscate his Guy Card.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yoink 321 #3 June 18, 2004 it really depends on the beer you were drinking... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WrongWay 0 #4 June 18, 2004 *cracks whip* Get me a beer bitch!! That's how to rein em in girlie!! BTW, you're now going to get every guy in trouble here for not doing dishes......thanks... Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yoink 321 #5 June 18, 2004 nick a dishwasher... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MyOwnWay 0 #6 June 18, 2004 HAHAHAHHAA i thought that's what you would say _________________________________________ all good things are wild and free - Henry David Thoreau Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZoneRat 0 #7 June 18, 2004 QuoteTell him I'll be there in a few months to confiscate his Guy Card. Think about it. A beer and a few dishes washed... and she's already disrobed waiting for him at the table. He's not whipped. He's a genius.“There are more things in Heaven and Earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophies.” Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #8 June 18, 2004 QuoteQuoteTell him I'll be there in a few months to confiscate his Guy Card. Think about it. A beer and a few dishes washed... and she's already disrobed waiting for him at the table. He's not whipped. He's a genius. Genius or not - you (Any Guy) should know better than to let a woman POST ABOUT IT AFTERWARDS! It's not that he was DOING the dishes - It's that he ALLOWS her to brag about it. AND WTF? HOW dare she drink HIS BEER! It was good that he did the dishes, he prolly did that to give her time to "freshen up" for him - no worries . . . But after she gets his beer for him and opens it she should wait patiently there (disrobe a bit more) and try to keep the beer cold for him - UNDER NBO CIRCUMSTANCES IS SHSE TO DRINK IT!!! [deep breath] Ok - now, since he did have the right intentions, and obviously this one is a handful and won't follow the rules, it is only a minor suspension, and a "retraining" workshop.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumper03 0 #9 June 18, 2004 yeah... but she fails to mention some choice parts. I'm scrubbing dishes after getting MY beer confiscated and I hear this belch - something you'd expect to hear out of a 300 lb bald guy with acres of back hair - we're talking 100+ on the decibel scale I turn around expecting to see shamu or maybe a baby elephant that some how snuck in and there she is - all tiny and cute with a grin from ear to ear. JumpScars remind us that the past is real Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #10 June 18, 2004 QuoteI'm scrubbing dishes after getting MY beer confiscated Now THATS grounds for Guy Card revocation.Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #11 June 18, 2004 QuoteQuoteI'm scrubbing dishes after getting MY beer confiscated Now THATS grounds for Guy Card revocation. Aye yi Yie! Next he's going to try to attend a sensitivity class. *sigh*I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MyOwnWay 0 #12 June 18, 2004 bwahahahhahahaha _________________________________________ all good things are wild and free - Henry David Thoreau Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #13 June 18, 2004 QuoteQuoteI'm scrubbing dishes after getting MY beer confiscated Now THATS grounds for Guy Card revocation. Remi I never agree with you.. But I VOTE as a guy in the guy association.. Jumper03's Guy Card needs to be REVOKED Effective Immediatly!! "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #14 June 18, 2004 QuoteRemi I never agree with you.. Canadians suck. There, that should overload your one functioning neuron Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #15 June 18, 2004 Quoteyeah... but she fails to mention some choice parts. I'm scrubbing dishes after getting MY beer confiscated and I hear this belch - something you'd expect to hear out of a 300 lb bald guy with acres of back hair - we're talking 100+ on the decibel scale I turn around expecting to see shamu or maybe a baby elephant that some how snuck in and there she is - all tiny and cute with a grin from ear to ear. Jump LOL niiiiiice I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #16 June 18, 2004 QuoteLast night i found myself lounging in only my undies at the kitchen table while enjoying a nice cold beer. I gaze to my left and found jumper at the sink scrubbing away at the dishes. I busted up laughing thinking "how ironic." YEAH something's wrong...a girl in her naughty's getting drunk and her guy isn't taking advantage of it?? I'd yell at my guy...~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MyOwnWay 0 #17 June 18, 2004 sad to say, he didn't take advantage of that, but i can't complain too much because he at least he rubs my feet every night _________________________________________ all good things are wild and free - Henry David Thoreau Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rehmwa 2 #18 June 18, 2004 Quotesad to say, he didn't take advantage of that, but i can't complain too much because he at least he rubs my feet every night I think MyOwnWay is bucking for her own Guy Card. It doesn't work that way. ... Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #19 June 18, 2004 QuoteI'm scrubbing dishes after getting MY beer confiscated When you find that you have dug yourself a hole, stand there for a second and stop digging. The "scrubbing dishes" part was bad enough, but the "after getting MY beer confiscated" part... At this point, I can't even recommend a course of redemption. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MyOwnWay 0 #20 June 18, 2004 QuoteI think MyOwnWay is bucking for her own Guy Card. It doesn't work that way. i've been told by friends that it appears that i wear the pants in this relationship. he's always eager to please me. *edit to add: what more could a girl ask for?_________________________________________ all good things are wild and free - Henry David Thoreau Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #21 June 18, 2004 QuoteQuoteI think MyOwnWay is bucking for her own Guy Card. It doesn't work that way. i've been told by friends that it appears that i wear the pants in this relationship. he's always eager to please me. *edit to add: what more could a girl ask for? A Guy Card - But you can't have one. And no, you can't have his either. We are comming to get it as we speak. Resistance is futile!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kingbunky 3 #22 June 18, 2004 QuoteQuotesad to say, he didn't take advantage of that, but i can't complain too much because he at least he rubs my feet every night I think MyOwnWay is bucking for her own Guy Card. It doesn't work that way. i think she could maybe get an honorary guy card... she sits around drinking beer and burping, in her underwear, while her so does the dishes, and she skydives. now for the big question, does she like moves where stuff blows up?"Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumper03 0 #23 June 18, 2004 Quotei've been told by friends that it appears that i wear the pants in this relationship. perception and reality my dear....perception and reality... JumpScars remind us that the past is real Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #24 June 18, 2004 Quote he's always eager to please me Hah! If he was pleasing ya, you'd be washing the dishes and happy about it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyskydiver 0 #25 June 18, 2004 QuoteHah! If he was pleasing ya, you'd be washing the dishes and happy about it. Or did you ever think that this is his way of ensuring he gets to please her? Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
