crwmike 0 #1 June 22, 2004 I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes. Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant. The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead. Life is sexually transmitted. If quitters never win, and winners never quit, then who is the fool who said, "Quit while you're ahead?" The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth. Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks. Some people are like Slinkies . not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs. Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to? Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again. All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents? In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aprilcat 0 #2 June 22, 2004 The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ That's pretty good!~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bertusgeert 1 #3 June 22, 2004 Quote I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes. I dont eath natural and healthy because I don't want to die yet, but rather so that my body can be healthy and good shape to enjoy earth while I am here. I also think that staying away from mass farms will save the environment - i do my little bit. --------------------------------------------- As jy dom is moet jy bloei! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
