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Who would you rather bang?

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Some peoples' posts remind me of skydivers who won't jump if the turbine isn't running or the clouds are below 6k. ;)

I also fall into the "she gotta have enough meat on dem bones" category, however I still voted "both" because I'm sure I could turn the lighter one's weight into an asset and just toss her around more.

Sunny and Ivan, I'm sorry to hear your dearest desirables aren't on that list. But... you would jump a 182 at 3k, right? ;)

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Neither.

I've seen the video of Paris and was completely underwhelmed. She seemed more interested in posing for the camera than actually getting into it.

Both seem to have the (combined) IQ of a turnip. :P

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Honestly, I couldn't do either of 'em. Stupid people are a huge turnoff to me. I can see it now:

"No no, be quiet, no.. aw damn, you've spoken and ruined everything."

And I wouldn't let Paris pack for me. She's so stupid, she'd put the pilot chute in the d-bag and try and stuff the canopy into the BOC. I'd have to redo it, and I hate packing. ;)

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But... you would jump a 182 at 3k, right? ;)



Sure, if I had the 55 minutes to kill just to get to that alti... ;)
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I find it hillarious all these people are pretending they wouldn't nail either of them. Men often try to act tough and act like they have these super high standards.

Everyone would bang these two regardless of what they say.



Next time, I ain't holding their darned camera the whole time. :ph34r:

Of course, that would just add another stalker to the list. Who wants a stalker who can afford air-fare all the time and can't cook?

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Neither.

I've seen the video of Paris and was completely underwhelmed. She seemed more interested in posing for the camera than actually getting into it.:P


same applies to many skydivers when they see a camera :P
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The person i wanna bang isn't on the list....



Ditto! But I'd have to say both at the same time would be fun!;)



Yeah what she said. I guess one could cook and the other could do my laundry when we're done too.... :D;)
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I think they need to come to Rantoul and learn how to party.



Be careful what you wish for, it could come true. Would anybody really want her there ? I mean, she'd never get what it's about, she'd just expect it all to be about her.

I was hoping that by "Nicole", you meant Kidman. This poll sucks...

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ewe neither of them.

they're both not that great looking. paris looks ok in some shots when they're a little more artistic but on the whole I'm not a fan of either of these girls.

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Be careful what you wish for, it could come true. Would anybody really want her there ? I mean, she'd never get what it's about, she'd just expect it all to be about her.



"One night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble..." Something to that effect.

I don't know why people think that just because they go to a bar in New Nork that they are having fun. Real fun with real people can change some perspective. B| Maybe they'd learn how to smile. :)

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I'm sure it would be nice to pay some 5* chef to cook and have someone do laundry and clean the place. If they insisted on doing it, I would be scared:S Could you imagine their cooking?!?!?!:S
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