Who would you rather bang?

[JRock 0]

I vote for Nicole.... Paris is just too damn skinny.

[diablopilot 2]

Neither.

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You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously.

[sunshine 2]

The person i wanna bang isn't on the list....

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meow

I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug!

[CrazyIvan 0]

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The person i wanna bang isn't on the list....

Ditto

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Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.

[JRock 0]

Princess Lea is not an option on this poll Ivan.

[nanook 1]

Not neccessarily the hottest, but Ill do both for bragging rights

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[WrongWay 0]

Assuming I were single, which I'm not...... ([/disclaimer]....)

Neither.....do you have any idea where both of them have been???

Wrong Way
D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451
The wiser wolf prevails.

[CrazyIvan 0]

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Princess Lea is not an option on this poll Ivan.

I get no respect

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Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.

[Slappie 9]

Those of you saying you'd do neither are liars! If you had the chance to bend them over and break it off inside either one, let alone both at the same time would do it at the drop of a hat.

I have to admit neither one really does it for me. Their looks are very appealing but the airhead act can only take you so far.

I voted both at the same time. As long as we're fantasizing might as well go BIG!!

"Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

[Sabre2th 0]

Agreed....those damn liars! I voted both also.

Nick.

Those who dance, are cosidered insane by those who can't hear the music.

[happythoughts 0]

On one of the shows, Paris was at Coyote Ugly up on the bar shaking what she's got. She does it well.
I would have to vote yes because I agree with dating 20-something, super-rich models.

Sure they are both bar-trash, but who knows where your current g/f got that "Property of the 1st of the 3rd" tatttoo?

[lowtimer 0]

I'd take either, but only with certain constraints

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[Vallerina 2]

If I were a guy and attracted to females, I'd go for Nicole. Those bones on Paris stick out much too far and would cause major bruising.

There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning

[sunshine 2]

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Those of you saying you'd do neither are liars!

I'm not lying when i say i wouldn't do either one.

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meow

I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug!

[piisfish 140]

any pics available ?? We don't know who they are in Switzerland

scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM

[JRock 0]

http://www.fox.com/simplelife/

[lawrocket 3]

I'd say neither, probably mainly because I love my wife, and neither of them can compare to her.

In fact, there are several on this board who have more going than those two.

Finally, I doubt I'd want to deal with the baggage thoe two have. I don't go for junkies (Nicole) or drugged up club bimbos (Hilton). I saw some shots from that video she was in. It was disgusting how wasted she was.

I don't want any part of women like that.

My wife is hotter than your wife.

[nanook 1]

Yeah, you guys suck! Hoarding all the hot women. You guys need to give up some

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[Luv2Fall 0]

I'd rather bang an "ugly" woman............less issues and crap to deal with.

[happythoughts 0]

I think they need to come to Rantoul and learn how to party. Of course, then I could have Paris pack for me too. ...and make me a nice sammich, she needs to learn how to cook.

[piisfish 140]

Thanks,
I voted both, together...
The best way to become famous... at least for a couple of weeks

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[tunaplanet 0]

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I get no respect

That's because you have these in your record collection.

Forty-two

[stuffit 0]

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Finally, I doubt I'd want to deal with the baggage thoe two have. I don't go for junkies (Nicole) or drugged up club bimbos (Hilton). I saw some shots from that video she was in. It was disgusting how wasted she was.

Damn, he didnt ask which one you would marry.

And there is no way you can say that (assuming you were single and she was naked) you would not bang either one, even though the richtie chick is kinda chunky.

[DrunkMonkey 0]

(From the "Rolodex of Love-2004 Version):

51. The Paris Hilton -This move is restricted to those women who think they're God's gift to the world. Find a woman of the above description. Take her home and start doggie styling her. When you're about to blow, corkscrew two fingers into her ass, scraping as much shit as you can from her. Pull out your fingers, reach around her head to stick one finger in each nostril. Pull her head back so she can see you while you yell "So, you think your shit don't stink now ?!"

[Conundrum 1]

I met Paris in Hollywood a couple weeks ago, she's not bad looking in preson actually, she didnt have 10 layers of makeup on, still not my up of tea, though.