Speaking of weddings, I need some help.

[DickMcMahon 0]

My daughter is getting married July 3rd, and as father of the bride I need to make a toast at the reception ... I need something cool to say! Any suggestions?

These are pretty lame

“Roses are red, violets are blue,
be good to each other and don’t get the flu.”

“Grasshoppers are green, sunflowers are yellow,
be good to each other and be mellow”

As you can see, I need some help BAD.

Thanks

P.S. Did you hear about the two antennas that got married?
The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was good.

[quade 4]

This is going to sound wacky, but have you considered doing a google search?

http://www.google.com/search?q=father's+toast+at+daughter's+wedding&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8

In particular, http://www.weddingguide.co.uk/articles/speeches/father.asp looks like some good advice.

quade -
The World's Most Boring Skydiver

[Nightingale 0]

St. Patrick's Blessing:

May you be blessed with the strength of heaven -
The light of the sun and the radiance of the moon -
The splendor of fire -
The speed of lightning -
The swiftness of wind -
The depth of the sea -
The stability of earth and the firmness of rock.


Irish Blessing

May the road rise to meet you.
May the wind be always at your back.
May the sun shine warm upon your face,
The rains fall soft upon the fields.

May the light of friendship guide your paths together.
May the laughter of children grace the halls of your home.


Toasts:

Friends, in your life I hope you do four things; lie, steal, cheat, and drink. When you lie,do it to save a friend. When you steal, steal someone's heart. When you cheat, cheat death. And when you drink, drink with me!


oh... found this... it might help:


The 10 Commandments of Toasting

1. Plan to speak from 1 to 4 minutes. No one wants to be bored with an extraordinarily long toast covering the entirety of your friendship. With wedding toasts, even a short toast will do if delivered with feeling and sincerity.

2. Make sure all other glasses are full before beginning. You may want to announce to the guests, or have the MC announce to the guests, to fill their glasses because toasting will commence shortly. Then give guests 3 - 5 minutes to fill their glasses.

3. Stand to give a toast (sit to receive one) and hold your glass with your right hand as you toast. After the toast, it is tradition to then clink the glasses together before sipping.

4. Start with something personal. How the bride and groom met is always a favorite. You can also use humor or quotes to get started.

5. Always use humor in good taste. While poking fun at the bride and groom can add the touch of humor you're looking for, poking too much fun will only gain you a disapproving audience.

6. Speak in your normal voice, and avoid unnatural hand gestures or fake accents. Wedding audiences want to hear what you have to say, not watch a drama unfold. Just remember you were chosen to be you, not someone else.

7. Practice your toast. Unless you are an accomplished public speaker, just 'winging it' for the wedding toast is always a bad idea.

8. Look around the room at the audience and to the bride and groom as you toast. Eye contact is an important characteristic of a good speaker.

9. Speak clearly and don't rush. Take your time and take a deep breath, because if you speak too fast, no one is going to understand you.

10. And finally, finish your toast with a wish, blessing, congratulations, or cheers.

5 of the Biggest Mistakes to Avoid

1. Having more than one drink to calm nerves beforehand. It may seem like a good idea, but besides calming your nerves, too much alcohol will also keep you from speaking clearly and hinder your good judgment of appropriate speech material.

2. Swearing and/or lying.

3. Apologizing for being a bad speaker - Never apologize for being a bad speaker, and don't say you really didn't want to speak. It's a rule for all speeches and all occasions, not just weddings.

4. Mentioning previous girlfriends, past marriages, or past relationships. Not only could it be potentially embarrassing, but it's inappropriate at a wedding. Leave this for the stag party.

5. Stories about the Bride and Groom that aren't rated PG. Remember, Grandma, Grandpa and possibly even children will be present at the wedding. Make sure your stories are appropriate for the audience.

May the joy of living for one another trip a smile from your lips, a twinkle from your eye.
And when eternity beckons,
at the end of a life heaped high with love,
May the good Lord embrace you
with the arms that have nurtured you
the whole length of your joy-filled days.

[ACMESkydiver 0]

WOW!! Ask for help and there's Nightingale with everything you could ever want! Holy shnikeys what a handy gal to have around!

~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

[DickMcMahon 0]

WOW ... thanks Quade and Nightingale.

That's good stuff!