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Okay.. so it looks like Deuce, Deathscooter and I are going to go ahead and start hauling meat at Byron.. I am unaware of JP's reasons but I know I am enjoying shooting video and would like to be even more participatory in the dropzone from a staffing perspective.. I truly enjoy the interaction with the first-timers and teaching them a little about the sport..

After talking with Iwan about his reasons, I thought we should do a poll about which reasons are the best.. I tried to mix them up so you can't tell whose are whose..

Which reasons do you think are good solid reasons to become a tandem master? :P
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I'd do it for the extra cash.. actually I wouldn't do it at all because I'm a chicken but if any of you need a practice tandem passenger let me know.



Hmm.. so now the hot chicks come to you when you are (or want to be) a TM...

Lemme go ahead and give some answers here... :P
I had some good ones, but I might have some additional ones now. B|

That's just kidding of course. I want to be a TM to help people jump out of an airplane and have the ride of their lives, to be more involved at the DZ etc.. And the be an allround skydiver. The same reason I want to freefly (ha ha.. yes it said WANT) and do camera, and do belly flying.

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Dude.. I just spit my Sprite all over my laptop...

You're sick in tha cabesa!

Iwan



I'm sorry, Iwan, but I just thought you should see that there are good reasons to become a TM and the hot chickie thing is just not good enough to put other people's lives in your hands.. I am sure the poll will show that most people will agree with me.. :P
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I'm sorry, Iwan, but I just thought you should see that there are good reasons to become a TM and the hot chickie thing is just not good enough to put other people's lives in your hands.. I am sure the poll will show that most people will agree with me.. :P



Man, I hate the perverts that do it for the wrong reasons.. to be able to touch women.
I know a couple, and I'd rather beat them up and would never refer a friend to them to jump with.

You know the reasons why I might want to do it..
I'm thinking about it, I still have a lot of concerns about the fact that you are ultimately responsible for someone else's life.

Specially the upfront talk that many TM's gave me about the many extremely dangerous factors in beeing a TM.

Iwan

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Man, I hate the perverts that do it for the wrong reasons.. to be able to touch women.
I know a couple, and I'd rather beat them up and would never refer a friend to them to jump with.

You know the reasons why I might want to do it..

Iwan



Damn, Iwan.. You must be a Democrat the way you are changing your tune so quickly.. :o
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the most significant reason i chose to become a TM was so i could give the tandem students a better and more comfortable experience than i had as a student. i'm not saying my tandem ride was bad, just that i knew it could have been better!

one other thing! no one ever told me how fullfilling being a TM could be. to be that person that gets to share intimately the students first experience.

be sure and tell me about the first time you get a female student that has an orgasm in your lap! you'll think your getting pee'd on with-out the wet spot! and you will, i repete, you will get puked on no matter how gentle you may be with your canopy turns.

seriously though, never forget that each student you take, has never done this before. you have a duty to make each and every ride special for them.

and don't forget to make fun jumps for yourself, or else it WILL become merely a job!

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Okay.. so it looks like Deuce, Deathscooter and I are going to go ahead and start hauling meat at Byron..



he ChipChop, on another note (or tune.. whatever) you better stop calling me deathscooter in front of customers if I have to jump with them attached to me :P
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he ChipChop, on another note (or tune.. whatever) you better stop calling me deathscooter in front of customers if I have to jump with them attached to me



You can tell chopchip's passengers why his name is chopchop. That should even things out. :)

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I'm doing it cause Connie said.

I did my first tandem yesterday, on the front. And today I took the rig out for a solo ride. Tomorrow I'll start hauling Guinea pigs.

It's something I'm sure will be fun, but right now I'm preoccupied with the responsibility of the passenger.

I suspect I'll always like camera better, cause I like the dance of freefall maneuver, and that is completely lost with the drogue.

I am a full time skydiver, so I want to be able to provide the services that are needed. Camera, AFF or tandem. Hopefully enough down time for some fun skydives along the way.

It is also not a cheap rating to get. There are a lot of tandems to be done to pay it off.

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be sure and tell me about the first time you get a female student that has an orgasm in your lap! you'll think your getting pee'd on with-out the wet spot!



There ya go, Iwan.. giving an orgasm to a woman.. will that be beer for ya? :S:P;)
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The sexual inuendos ain't even close to funny when it comes to this.

People who do a tandem at putting their trust in the Instructor, instructors need to comprehend that and NEVER take advantage of it.


That said, I did the rating course for the chalenge of it. I continue to do tandems for the fun of jumping with people, the skill refinement, and the money.
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be sure and tell me about the first time you get a female student that has an orgasm in your lap! you'll think your getting pee'd on with-out the wet spot!



There ya go, Iwan.. giving an orgasm to a woman.. will that be beer for ya? :S:P;)



Why is everybody picking on me... :(

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The sexual inuendos ain't even close to funny when it comes to this.

People who do a tandem at putting their trust in the Instructor, instructors need to comprehend that and NEVER take advantage of it.



Thanks JP.. See, Iwan? B|
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Why is everybody picking on me...



Cause it's fun. :)
BTW, all joking aside, i know you'll make a great TM. I know you would never take advantage of the situation, and you'll always take your passengers safety seriously. I wish i could be one of your practice students, that would be fun and i trust you with my life.

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