Thursday's joke

[AggieDave 6]

This is an oldie but a goody.

Back when Russia was the USSR it was a big deal to finally be able to get a car. So when the day came to get a car Ivan went to the proper government office to place his request and pay his rubles. After much discussion and checking of Ivan's papers the offical told him that his car would be delievered 4 years from today.

Ivan looked at him and asked "in the morning or in the afternoon?" The official became annoyed and said "what does it matter, that's 4 years from now!"

Ivan looked back at the official and said "sure, but the plumber is coming in the morning!"

--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

[n2skdvn 0]

Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and values. Stu said, "I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married, Did you?"
Leroy replied, "I'm not sure, What was her maiden name?"

if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN
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[n2skdvn 0]

Another one

Grandpa was driving with his 9 year old granddaughter and beeped the horn by mistake. She turned and looked at him for an explanation. He said, "I did that by accident."
She replied, "I know that, Grandpa."
He replied, "How did you know?"
She said, "Because you didn't say "asshole" afterwards

if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN
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