PhillyKev 0 #1 June 25, 2004 Paris Hilton Level 4 Ho-Bag/Level 4 Amateur Porn Star HP: 69 Strength: 8 Intelligence: 3 Wisdom: 3 Constitution: 12 Dexterity: 13 Charisma: 4 Magic Items: Slackjawed Half-lidded Idiot's Gaze +4 Boobies +1 (automatically increase charisma score by 10 when dealing with any man unless they save vs. Bad Taste) --------------------- I hear her character has a dangerous "+4 nightvision handjob" attack. --------------------- That movie definitely missed its saving throw vs sucking ass. --------------------- Roll a sanity check......DEAR GOD IN HEAVEN WHY? QuoteHeiress Paris Hilton reportedly told a Kansas City radio station that she is in talks for a lead role in a proposed sequel to the 2000 film Dungeons & Dragons, according to the Dark Horizons Web site. "Sounds like fun," Hilton reportedly said. "I'll get dirty." The first Dungeons & Dragons movie tanked, but a proposed sequel is reportedly on the drawing board. Joel Silver (The Matrix) produced the first film and also developed House of Wax, the upcoming remake of the classic horror movie, in which Hilton has a small part. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fast 0 #2 June 25, 2004 lol she can act?~D Where troubles melt like lemon drops Away above the chimney tops That's where you'll find me. Swooping is taking one last poke at the bear before escaping it's cave - davelepka Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gawain 0 #3 June 25, 2004 *LOL* Funny. Reminds me of reading up stuff when preparing for D&D games with my friends. So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
