I'm such a dick :)

[PhillyKev 0]

I sent an email to everyone in the office warning about the infected websites collecting financial data that broke out today. One of the jokesters in the office replied back and asked if it was effecting porn sites of if they were safe, so....

...I replied to EVERYONE and thanked him for pointing out that important point and that yes, porn sites may also be infected.

[skymama 37]

So, are you a big dick or a little dick?

She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

[ladyskydiver 0]

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So, are you a big dick or a little dick?

SkyMama....you forgot to require proof or are you waiting to ask for proof when he replies?

Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile.

[Remster 30]

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So, are you a big dick or a little dick?

And all you women clain size doesnt matter! Mhhhppptt!

Remster

[happythoughts 0]

It's just like bass fishin', ain't it?

[VanillaSkyGirl 6]

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So, are you a big dick or a little dick?

And all you women clain size doesnt matter! Mhhhppptt!

[skymama 37]

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And all you women clain size doesnt matter! Mhhhppptt!

That's a lie. I'm surprised it's not on Snopes by now. Size and girth both matter. Trust me.

She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

[WrongWay 0]

You dick.

Wrong Way
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The wiser wolf prevails.

[VanillaSkyGirl 6]

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That's a lie. I'm surprised it's not on Snopes by now. Size and girth both matter. Trust me.

[Remster 30]

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Size and girth both matter.

BOTH!!!!!!

Remster

[skymama 37]

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BOTH!!!!!!

Yes. It sounds like you should be counting your lucky stars that Karen must not be very picky!

She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

[PhillyKev 0]

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So, are you a big dick or a little dick?

You've been coming onto me a lot in these threads lately, Andrea. I might just have to show you sometime

[skymama 37]

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I might just have to show you sometime

Are you threatening me?

She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

[happythoughts 0]

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I might just have to show you sometime

Are you threatening me?

Word's out, it's not a big threat.

[VanillaSkyGirl 6]

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I might just have to show you sometime

Are you threatening me?

[PhillyKev 0]

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I might just have to show you sometime

Are you threatening me?

No need to be scared....it's not THAT big.

[TypicalFish 0]

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...I replied to EVERYONE and thanked him for pointing out that important point and that yes, porn sites may also be infected.

Ouch. I used to work for a rather conservative architecture firm, and one time they sent out an office wide e-mail asking "Describe your best achievement at *******". Having dated a girl in marketing on and off for some time; I wrote "Has to be banging in Marketing" (Yes, I was being crass on purpose) with the intention of forwarding it it her as a joke.

Too bad I had hit "Reply All" by mistake. And no, I am not kidding. Thankfully they (almost) all had a sense of humor.

"I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET

[Taylor610 0]

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Wow, he might even be charged for assault and battery with a dead weapon.

[Remster 30]

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Wow, he might even be charged for assault and battery with a dead weapon.

I wonder how they would go about confiscating that....



Sorry dude, I had to make that joke...

Remster

[PhillyKev 0]

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Wow, he might even be charged for assault and battery with a dead weapon.

I wonder how they would go about confiscating that....

From my cold, dead, hands

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[skymama 37]

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Word's out, it's not a big threat.

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No need to be scared....it's not THAT big.

I wanna know how happythoughts knew it wasn't a big threat before Kev ever said anything.

She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

[PhillyKev 0]

Were you anwering your own question when you put at the end?

[VanillaSkyGirl 6]

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Were you anwering your own question when you put at the end?

This thread has taken a scary twist...

[skymama 37]

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Were you anwering your own question when you put at the end?

LMAO...I didn't even know you knew happythoughts personally!

She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

[happythoughts 0]

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Word's out, it's not a big threat.

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No need to be scared....it's not THAT big.

I wanna know how happythoughts knew it wasn't a big threat before Kev ever said anything.

Because women can't keep a secret about anything. Sometimes I read too much and get eye-strain. Don't women ever get ear-strain?

I grew up with 4 sisters. I'll bet one of them knows where Hoffa is buried, but doesn't want to chip a nail.