happythoughts 0 #1 June 28, 2004 You get to work and find Michael Moore outside your office and he wants to interview you… and he doesn’t like you. It costs more a month to fill up your SUV than the payments. You call your answering service and they tell you it's none of your business. Your blind date turns out to be your ex-wife. Your income tax refund check bounces. The gypsy fortune teller offers to refund your money. The worst player on the golf course wants to play you for money. You call suicide prevention and they put you on hold. You turn on the morning news and they are showing emergency routes out of the city. You go on your honeymoon to a remote little hotel and the desk clerk, bell hop, and manager have a "Welcome Back" party for your new spouse. Your mother approves of the person you are dating. Everyone loves your driver's license picture. Your kids start treating you the same way you treated your parents. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EricaH 0 #2 June 29, 2004 good ones!! but, what's so bad about QuoteYour mother approves of the person you are dating? There is no can't. Only lack of knowledge or fear. Only you can fix your fear. PMS #227 (just like the TV show) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites