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kelel01

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:ph34r::ph34r::ph34r::ph34r: Ok NOW I have an Evil Thought!:$

The more the fight in a women the better the....ummm.... passion;):$:ph34r:




:D It's even more fun when she ends up pinning the guy and.... >:(:$;) Not that I've ever done that, of course. :)
Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile.

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Evil thoughts....

Throwing stuff at the idiot drivers who think it is okay to put snow chains on in the middle of the road, or those who think they don't need chains.

:$:)
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Evil Thoughts .... Smashing peoples turn signals with a hammer then saying " don't worry... you never used these lights anyway."
Picking up tossed cig and saying "excuse me you dropped this" as i toss it back into their car." ( actually did this a few times)BTW not recommended ! 1 cop liked it, and 1 didn't.
Kel, did i ever tell you how pretty you are ? :)


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Funny you should mention that about the asshole taking up two spaces..........

Here is a solution: Get a generic spray bottle from Target or Walmart or wherever, fill it with brake fluid, keep it in a plastic bag in your vehicle, locate said clueless jackass, and annoint his/ her car liberally.

The effect here is that brake fluid eats through paint like a hot knife through butter, and to a certain extent inbeds in to the metal, which makes repair very difficult/ expensive. To add insult to injury, leave 'em a note, explaining simply that you were in a great mood until you couldn't find a parking space.

Coming soon to a bowl of Wheaties near you!!

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There are people who tailgate me because they are in late and in a hurry. It's not like I am driving slow either.

They left late because they can't handle little adult situations like getting up and dressing themselves. (Sad, isn't it?)

Just because they are late doesn't make it an emergency for me. :ph34r:

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That's a perfect example. >:(;):D So have I. I also picture throwing my sister's stuff out on the lawn and mowing over it. Think I have issues? :D

Kelly

Hey does Steve Miller (the singer) have issues? He once took his roomates stuff threw it in a pile in his front yard and torched it all. Was arrested for arson, got off etc.. But, did he have issues? If you want to trash your sisters shit get on with it. Just have a good lawyer and a new place to live once your done. :)



"Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

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Speaking of parking...I went grocery shopping yesterday after work, and as I was walking up from parking way out there, some guy rode up on his Rode King (motorcycle) and parked in the stripes of a handicap spot, like 2 feet from the driver door of the car parked in that spot....I was honestly walking towards his bike to push it the #*&$ over, but I restrained myself, realizing I would have to sell my gear to repair his bike if I got caught.



I got a strong urge to fly, but I got no where to fly to. -PF

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Speaking of parking...I went grocery shopping yesterday after work, and as I was walking up from parking way out there, some guy rode up on his Rode King (motorcycle) and parked in the stripes of a handicap spot, like 2 feet from the driver door of the car parked in that spot....I was honestly walking towards his bike to push it the #*&$ over, but I restrained myself, realizing I would have to sell my gear to repair his bike if I got caught.



Actually, that (and the non-disabled parking in the wheelchair spots) is why I have the non-emergency numbers of my local police and sherrifs departments programmed into my phone. Not one gets by me without a ticket.
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