kelel01 1 #1 June 28, 2004 What evil or mischevious thoughts do you have? I know we all do it . . . it was a topic on the radio. Do you ever picture (with no real intent) pushing the person in front of you down the stairs? Do you ever just want to run top speed through a public place screaming at the top of your lungs and waving your hands in the air? Those are two of mine. I also had one the other day when I was in a restaurant, but that one cannot be divulged . . . Kelly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #2 June 28, 2004 I have had evil thoughts of stuffing a gag in peoples mouths to make them shut up before, does that count?? Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #3 June 28, 2004 That's a perfect example. So have I. I also picture throwing my sister's stuff out on the lawn and mowing over it. Think I have issues? Kelly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #4 June 28, 2004 QuoteThink I have issues? YES!! But you are not the only one. Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #5 June 28, 2004 You know, more often than I picture pushing someone else down the stairs, I think about throwing myself down the stairs and taking out everyone in front of me . . . kinda like a bowling ball hitting pins. I need a new sig line . . . Kelly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #6 June 28, 2004 Evil thoughts I've had have all been about the neighbor's barking dog. I.e., put my microphone and 200 watt amp out there to let the neighbors know, "Maybe at 140 decibels you can hear the dog bark - now go shut it up." Or, flinging dog turds up to their A/C intake to fill their house with the smell of that dog, who has filled my house with it's sound. Or, thoughts of hearign the dog barking when it's 102 out and calling the ASPCA to say, "This poor dog's barking out here for the last two hours, and the owners do nothing. It's 102! My God! Can you hear that poor thing bark? The neighbors do nothing. This is cruel." Or even thoughts of piling up my 5000 apricots and letting them rot next to their fence. "Apricots rot, there's nothing I can do about the smell (yeah, they are downwind)." Asshole dog... My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #7 June 28, 2004 yes I have them. and no they will not be discussed here! haven you ever heard of pre-meditation?Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #8 June 28, 2004 LMAO . . . I know what you mean. Sometimes I want to tell my clients, "You are the stupidest fucking person on the planet, and I can't believe you even have a job." But I don't. As you can see, I have a great amount of self restraint. Kelly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #9 June 28, 2004 I land half of my clients by telling them something like, "The way you are acting, find another attorney. I won't represent you if that's what you want. And when you find another attorney who will help you try to get what you want, tell me who it is so I can report him to the State Bar." Most of my clients are assholes with fixable problems. I just try to take the asshole out of them. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
catfishhunter 2 #10 June 28, 2004 All the time. I just tell my brain to "SHUT THE FUCK UP OR I AM GONNA STAB YA WITH A Q-TIP" it seems to work If your looking for examples I am with yardhippie... premeditation... MAKE EVERY DAY COUNT Life is Short and we never know how long we are going to have. We must live life to the fullest EVERY DAY. Everything we do should have a greater purpose. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #11 June 28, 2004 QuoteI also had one the other day when I was in a restaurant, but that one cannot be divulged So let me get this straight... you want to divulge our evil thoughts, but you won't tell us yours. What if they involve you, should we just pm you? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #12 June 28, 2004 QuoteI think about throwing myself down the stairs and taking out everyone in front of me . . . kinda like a bowling ball hitting pins. Note to self - make sure she doesn't dock after me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #13 June 28, 2004 I used to know a mean and very vain girl who used to fling her hair in people's face, among other things. I wanted to pin her down and chop off all her hair. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #14 June 28, 2004 LMAO . . . Whatever you want, happythoughts. And the one I thought at the movie theater in the snack line was too horrible . . . although I did tell my co-worker. But I can't post it in a public forum. Kelly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FIREFLYR 0 #15 June 28, 2004 OK...Here is one, they had it coming though! Some asshole thought it would be ok to move my motorcycle on to the sidewalk and park his car in the space....Wrong! With the help of some 1/8 inch plastic tubing and an empty squeeze bottle(a honey bear) I was able to empty the watery contents of a can of tuna into the front seat of their car.I'm sure once it ripend it was quite fragrant. The rage subsided and feeling much better, I fixed myself a sandwich ~not quite "evil thoughts"...but close ~J"One flew East,and one flew West..............one flew over the cuckoo's nest" "There's absolutely no excuse for the way I'm about to act" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #16 June 28, 2004 A tuna sandwich? Mmmmm . . . dead fish stink in your new car. Ok, that just made me think of another one I've had . . . when I see some jerk off taking up two spaces in a crowded parking lot so his precious new car doesn't get any dings in it, I want to go over and kick a huge dent in one of the door panels. Leave room for everyone else, you selfish bastards. I think my hatred for my job is making me a bit irritable, no? Kelly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #17 June 28, 2004 I'll give up an evil thought I acted out on. I was being tail gated by some lady in a volvo talking on her cell phone. I tapped the brake lights a couple times, no good, slowed down, she got closer, then I flipper her off, she flipped me off and got closer....soooooooo........I jammed on the brakes. A cat ran in front of my car, that's my story and I'm sticking to it. I had a beat up jeep at the time, her front end went under my bumper and tore up her hood. Nothing happened to the jeep. She started yellign and screaming that she was goign to call the police. I asked her to please do so, since she hit me since she was tail gating me. She started screaming, "I was following from a safe distance!!!" I asked her how the hell she ended up hitting me then and asked her again to call the police. She ended up offering me $100 to forget about it, so I did. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
catfishhunter 2 #18 June 28, 2004 Geez Kele you got some pent up agression.. Scary thing is the more this thread goes on the more you seem to like it As long as they don't turn postal though I think you'll be alright(thats why I don't own guns) MAKE EVERY DAY COUNT Life is Short and we never know how long we are going to have. We must live life to the fullest EVERY DAY. Everything we do should have a greater purpose. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #19 June 28, 2004 Kev, That's a great story! On the flip side, I've been tempted to ram my car into other cars that are loaded with stupid bumper stickers. I haven't acted on that temptation..............yet. _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mardigrasbob 0 #20 June 28, 2004 Does Batman/Charles Bronson viglante fantasies count. Like killing O.J. and all the scum killers and rapists that beat the system. Listen you f*%kers, you screwheads, here is a man who would not take it anymore, a man who stood up against the scum againts the c@^ts, the dogs the shit. Here is a man who stood up. Now I see this clearly. My whole life is pointed in one direction. There never has been a choice for me. I gotta get in shape now. Too much sitting is ruining my body. Too much abuse is going on for too long. From now on there will be 50 pushups each morning, 50 pullups. There will be no more pills, no more bad food, no more destroyers of my body. From now on will be total organization. Every muscle must be tight. Hey, I'm not square, you're the one square. Your full of shit, man. What are you talking about? You walk out with those fuckin' creeps and low-lifes and degenerates out on the streets and you sell your little pussies for nothing, man? For some low-life pimp who stands in the hall? And I'm square? You're the one square, man. I don't go screwing fuck with bunch of killers and junkies like you do. You call that hip? What world are you from? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #21 June 28, 2004 That's precisely why I don't own a gun either. I have a temper like you have never seen, so I don't need a deadly weapon at my disposal. Better safe than sorry, IMO. Kelly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chopchop 0 #22 June 28, 2004 I have never had an evil thought.. there just isn't an ounce of meanness in my body.. chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #23 June 28, 2004 Oh BTW Kelly, have I told you lately that you are one sick chick? _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
catfishhunter 2 #24 June 28, 2004 Ok NOW I have an Evil Thought! The more the fight in a women the better the....ummm.... passion MAKE EVERY DAY COUNT Life is Short and we never know how long we are going to have. We must live life to the fullest EVERY DAY. Everything we do should have a greater purpose. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #25 June 28, 2004 Not lately . . . how you doin' Chris? Long time, no hear! Kelly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
