vonSanta 0 #1 June 29, 2004 That bloody brashnoovkian named Karry is a disgrace our good ole Dontgiveashitstan. An unpatriotic bastard who'll be the end of us all. He's the enemy of all lettuce-loving people and seem to change opinions like an Andgrukhian man with galopping explosive diahrrea whould change underpants. Man, we better get another 9.23 Nishpooks of Shrubbery. He keeps true to Grandoshlian values of family, unity, safety and the love of Nirfur, God Of All Things Yellow And Furry (and he who wisely decides what is yellow and furry). And the pursuit of lettuce, with or without complementary dishes. And he ain't gonna get his tongue frozen solidly to a fridge, like Kleeh' tohn. What a disgrace. He made the Fanghurians attack us. Of course, that wouldn't have happened if it wasn't for the material support of the Yuropheeans, especially the Fleehns. Bloody fungus eaters. They did it first, the Brashnoovkians. They did it just a second before we did whatever it was we did that made them point out that we'd done something else in the same spirit, prior to that, but before them. But, they're liars, and we're right, because we probably might potentially have done it before them. And if we did, it wasn't as bad as what they did before. What scandals. Bloody Bashnoovkians. Of course, I could have written a nice post about how posts tend to be ethnocentric, using big words. And postulated that widening the horizon a bit would not only be interesting, but probably also good somehow. But then I'd have responses about demographics and people telling me to bugger off, because when was the last time *I* made a contribution in that area (which was never), and my point and all my big words would have been for nothing. Think I'll have some lettuce now. Santa Von GrossenArsch I only come in one flavour ohwaitthatcanbemisunderst Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
