shananay 0 #1 June 29, 2004 I have debated wether or not to even post this..the more I run it over in my mind it is almost unbelievable, but then again I guess not really.. I have to share this because it's so gross that I just can't keep it to myself. So I was cracking open some eggs last night. (Oh god, not like eggs aren't gross enough!) I have to tell you it was the closest I have ever come to having NO control over my stomach and what was about to happen...I grabbed one of the eggs from the pack and when I cracked it on the side of the bowl liquid shot everywhere. Not normal, slimy, nasty, egg liquid but more like water. There was no slime, no thickness just a complete water like substance that shot all over the counter and in the bowl. This was enough to make me choke and change my mind about wanting scrambled eggs, but as I picked up the bowl to throw out the contents, I noticed something floating around the yolk. (God it makes me sick just thinking about this..) but I grabbed a spoon and fished out the object, which was to my sheer and total disbelief, a freakin chicken embryo, or what was trying to grow into an embryo, about the size of a pea. WTF??????? If it wasn't what I thought it was by science and your going to say that's not possible, then maybe I am wrong but holy shit it had the shape, transparency and all the characteristics of something that not's supposed to be in a raw egg, and sure looked like a freakin embryo to me. Anyway, I didn't eat eggs last night. Ohh hell no and I am not sure I will be able to for a long, long, long time. I wanted to save it and bring to work to show people but I don't keep a supply of formaldahyde handy and I really wanted to quit staring at it. It was like a train wreck though. I couldn't take my eyes off it. BLAHHH! I almost yacked but managed to talk myself out of it. Has anyone ever seen this before? Do it Again! P.M.S. #22 LaLa Gang #4 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #2 June 29, 2004 QuoteIf it wasn't what I thought it was by science and your going to say that's not possible, Yea, an embryo, inside an egg?????? Quite impossible.... Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hooked 0 #3 June 29, 2004 Nope, never seen that before.....and I hope I never do. I would have 'lost it'......I don't think I would ever be able to crack an egg again, let alone eat one! Ewwwwwww. I would have taken them back to where ever you bought them............. J -------------------------------------- Sometimes we're just being Humans.....But we're always Human Beings. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lemonjelly 0 #4 June 29, 2004 yup. got out the pan, chopped up some garlic, fried fro 30 secs (rare) I had the head, my friends ate the rest. lovellllly************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lemonjelly 0 #5 June 29, 2004 ever eaten veal?? same thing.... poor little fluffy lambs************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kid_Icarus 0 #6 June 29, 2004 I had an experience like that once. I was at my grandma's house and opend the fridge to get an egg. I cracked it open and the contents were JET BLACK. The smell was unlike anything I have ever smelled before. It was the most awful thing I have ever smelled. I figured the egg was in there for over a year or two. I can still recall that smell.... ________________________________________ "What What..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shananay 0 #7 June 29, 2004 QuoteQuoteIf it wasn't what I thought it was by science and your going to say that's not possible, Yea, an embryo, inside an egg?????? Quite impossible.... Well smarty pants..what I meant was with all the processing, pasteurizing and tampering that goes along with our food, I wasn't sure..hell they might not even be real eggs. Ok, F***er. I retract that one statement from my story. Do it Again! P.M.S. #22 LaLa Gang #4 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lemonjelly 0 #8 June 29, 2004 I thought the thread was going well up to a point. The end************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shananay 0 #9 June 29, 2004 I don't eat veal. Too many horrific PETA pictures of the whole process implanted in my mind as a kid. What point did I lose you? Do it Again! P.M.S. #22 LaLa Gang #4 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #10 June 29, 2004 Quoteever eaten veal?? same thing.... poor little fluffy lambs Veal is calf... not lamb... aint it? (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #11 June 29, 2004 Quoteever eaten veal?? same thing.... poor little fluffy lambs LOL! Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #12 June 29, 2004 Did it look anything like This? Yes - SFW - drawings not picturesI'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red_Skydiver 0 #13 June 29, 2004 The same thing happened to me many years ago. I cracked open a hens egg into a pan and a little chick embryo was there with a small splodge of blood. It was definately chick shaped but still looked yolk like. Put me off eating eggs for a while I can tell you!!! Another thing that I experienced that wasn't pleasant was when I was about 10 years old and was happily eating my morning cornflakes when a moth flew out of the bowl. It had a little trouble getting out of the milk which resulted in lots of flapping (on the part of the moth) and me squealing like a pig and running for the bin. My mum wasn't too impressed at me spitting the contents of my mouth into it which I couldn't understand. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lemonjelly 0 #14 June 29, 2004 you didn't lose me. sometimes it's wise to take time and read through what you've written, cos there's always someone out there ready to take it apart. I always try to spell check mine as it went horribly wrong one time. I got this thing with eating meat off a bone (from my childhood) If I do eat meat, whoever cooks it is required to remove the bone. I got this thing of picturing the animal i'm eating.... I like animals************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lemonjelly 0 #15 June 29, 2004 is it?************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #16 June 29, 2004 Yes - It is.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #17 June 29, 2004 Ba-luut! God I loved Subic. :-) Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lemonjelly 0 #18 June 29, 2004 .....help me...mommy....it's dark in here.... baaaa..... OR moooo...... as the case may be************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shananay 0 #19 June 29, 2004 QuoteDid it look anything like This? Yes - SFW - drawings not pictures OH SHIT!!! Yes! Look at day 6..that was right there laying in my spoon. It was quite nasty, really. I really should have done the TRUE hardcore fear factor thing and taken pictures of it as well as brought it to work. OHHH geez that makes me cringe at the thought though. BLAH!! Do it Again! P.M.S. #22 LaLa Gang #4 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shananay 0 #20 June 29, 2004 Quoteyou didn't lose me. sometimes it's wise to take time and read through what you've written, cos there's always someone out there ready to take it apart. I always try to spell check mine as it went horribly wrong one time. Ahh..gotcha. Yes your so right. I don't let it bother me though. Besides I like calling people "Fuckers". Do it Again! P.M.S. #22 LaLa Gang #4 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites PhillyKev 0 #21 June 29, 2004 QuoteI got this thing of picturing the animal i'm eating.... I like animals Me too....I really like them seasoned with a little kosher salt and some black pepper. Mmm, nothing better that cracking a bone open and sucking on the marrow. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites lemonjelly 0 #22 June 29, 2004 not at AL times.. www.greatweather.co.uk/************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites lemonjelly 0 #23 June 29, 2004 shit! I done it again.... forgot the middle 'L'************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jtval 0 #24 June 29, 2004 Quote Yea, an embryo, inside an egg?????? Quite impossible.... yes it is...but I bet it you woulda looked at it again you would have realized it was a pearl!My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites LoudDan 0 #25 June 29, 2004 Can I offer you a drink? It'll make everything better......I promise. Coming soon to a bowl of Wheaties near you!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
PhillyKev 0 #21 June 29, 2004 QuoteI got this thing of picturing the animal i'm eating.... I like animals Me too....I really like them seasoned with a little kosher salt and some black pepper. Mmm, nothing better that cracking a bone open and sucking on the marrow. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lemonjelly 0 #22 June 29, 2004 not at AL times.. www.greatweather.co.uk/************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lemonjelly 0 #23 June 29, 2004 shit! I done it again.... forgot the middle 'L'************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #24 June 29, 2004 Quote Yea, an embryo, inside an egg?????? Quite impossible.... yes it is...but I bet it you woulda looked at it again you would have realized it was a pearl!My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LoudDan 0 #25 June 29, 2004 Can I offer you a drink? It'll make everything better......I promise. Coming soon to a bowl of Wheaties near you!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
