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Etiquite - what every skydiver needs to know.

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OK - so, Ladies . . . or gentleman(used loosely)
What is proper Kiss Pass Etiquite?

Should it be a surprise?
Should it be planned?
Do you have to ask Permission?
What do you do if "Denied"

Where should it be placed?
What do you do after?


All these questions need to be answered before we start participating in Kiss Pass Weekend.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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My first KP was a complete surprise, well, it was the first time i had jumped with anyone who I'd let kiss me too. Planning, i would think not, Denial? Who would deny anything in freefall?

Never go to a DZ strip show.

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it must be a surprise
you have to plan it (not the kisspassed otherwise there's no surprise)
don't ask, you'll bust the surprise (again)
no denial possible, what happens in the air remains in the air
where should it be placed ?? physically ?? depens what you want to kiss... I got my idea...
what do you do after ?? in the air ?? smile, or track away if she/he wants to smack you :D
scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM

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Should it be a surprise? YES!!
Should it be planned? Hell no.
Do you have to ask Permission? Hell no
What do you do if "Denied"? Lick their face instead.

Where should it be placed? On the mouth
What do you do after? Start or finish the skydive.

Seems pretty simple to me.

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(Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)

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my first kiss pass was a surprise from an instructor who was also a good friend. He did my A license check dive and gave me a kiss pass as a congrats. He knew me well enough to know I'd be cool with it, which is important.

surprise is fine, if you know her well enough to be sure it'll be ok. otherwise, ask first.

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HELL YES! It should be a surprise. Plant one right on the lips. I doubt you'll be denied.

Kiss passes are fun and harmless. Since I only jump with people that I like, they've never been unwelcome. Go for it and enjoy!

It's KISS PASS WEEKEND!
Everyone leave your full face helmets home. :D

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My first kiss pass was on my 500th jump..I had a full face very early in my progression.

When one of my friends found out I had never had a kiss pass....well when I was getting ready to do my 500th I could not find my helmet. She came walking by swinging a pair of goggles and she handed them to me.
"No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms." -- Thomas Jefferson, Thomas Jefferson Papers, 334

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Alright all ready. We have figured it out. You want a kiss pass.

It's hard to do when you're doing video;)
May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey

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Awe thanks Mar - you can kiss pass me anytime you want.

I just want to liven things up a bit - the weather here has been REALLY Crappy, and I was just hoping that if we were promising kiss passes it might draw more jumpers, female AND those other ones, out for some fun in the sky.

I think it should be instituted as stringintly as Safety Day.

Parachutists should do a GIANT article on it.

[getting on soap box]CONTESTS should be held-a - Kisses-a __ should be had-a by EVERY ONE - can I get an amen? AMEN-a[/soap box]

Every female jumper should have at least - hmmm

How many should they have at the end of the day? Two - three -- minimum/per day?

Friday's Goal - 1 (one isn't that hard)
Sat. - 3 (Saturday is a LONG day)
Sunday - 2 (Long enough - but not as long as sunday - some have to work on Monday)

So - 6 kiss passes is NOT unreasonable - B|

Eddited cuz sometimes I AM an idiot.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Last time I got caught messing around doing a two way with a friend while we were waiting for the base to build, was the last time I'll do that. He and I got busted by the video guy, and we both got moved up in the formation>:( Heck, what's a girl to do while waiting for the formation to build? Kiss a turtle?
May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey

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Hell NO!

Sheee-it if'n she wants to come kiss me I'm pub - lisizin' that stuff.:P

TRANSLATION FOR FRENCH CANADIANS: Golly, If she desires to involve herself in a greetin involving the mine and her lips, then I would let others witness the images captured by the electronic device in my helmet.

Eddited cuz Remster ain't understandin' that thar texas accent!
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Beg to differ with you on that its hard to do when doing camera...unfortunately.

Had this TI that we had great jump chemistry for tandems.

Well one day he decides to make the video even funnier... so I am doing the video and doing my thing when all of a sudden he grabs both of my wrists and pulled my arms which poped my wings and brought me up to his level and then goes for it. :o

He was just freaking around with no intent to kiss me but since I use a sidemount it looked like he did. Made for a funny as hell video.:ph34r:

After that it was quite tricky filming him and keeping my hands out of his reach. Yes he tried repeatedly.:P

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Sheee-it if'n she wants to come kiss me I'm pub - lisizin' that stuff.



WTF over? I know some of my posts are hard to understand with the typos and french-like structure sometimes, but man....?????????:D



According to my gansta/hillbilly-canadian translator, that should read:
"Gosh darn it - if she desires to press her lips to mine, I'm going to make sure everyone hears about that event"
... or something. Babelfish screws those up sometimes.
it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality

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Ummm...I have a question to add. Can I get a kisspass on the ground?? I mean, I don't skydive yet... But it is kisspass weekend!! :S Why should I be left out? :$:)



Hmmm - good question - My Opinion: It would have to be done people that aren't currently jumping - (yes, very carefully worded) in the tunnel. there may be no contact with the ground or the plane at any point - IE both parties must be flying on air.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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