turtlespeed 226 #1 July 7, 2004 CHINESE PROVERBS *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who run in front of car get tired *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who run behind car get exhausted. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man with one chopstick go hungry. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Panties not best thing on earth! but next to best thing on earth. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who drive like hell, bound to get there. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who stand on toilet is high on pot. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Crowded elevator smell different to midget. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who has sex with woman in field get piece on earth I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #2 July 7, 2004 A bird in the hand is safer than one overhead. A closed mouth gathers no feet Eat well, stay fit, die anyway. Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never run out of material. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkiD_PL8 0 #3 July 7, 2004 My favorite post so far today turtle keep it up Greenie in training. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flypunk 0 #4 July 7, 2004 ok so is this the other pringles can? ... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #5 July 7, 2004 No - did you get the e-mail/PM/whatever the hell i sent ya?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
damion75 0 #6 July 7, 2004 Confucius he say: Man who go to bed with problem in hand wake up with solution on chest... *************** Not one shred of evidence supports the theory that life is serious - look at the platypus. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #7 July 7, 2004 Man who farts in church sits in his own pew."I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoadRash 0 #8 July 7, 2004 QuoteConfucius he say: Man who go to bed with problem in hand wake up with solution on chest... OMG!!!!!! That's hilarious... ~R+R...Quote of the day: Robyn, you are naturally perverted......~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
damion75 0 #9 July 8, 2004 Quote[ Quote of the day: Robyn, you are naturally perverted...... If you say so... I'm not even going to ask what you are doing to that poor gorillla then...*************** Not one shred of evidence supports the theory that life is serious - look at the platypus. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoadRash 0 #10 July 8, 2004 QuoteQuote[ Quote of the day: Robyn, you are naturally perverted...... If you say so... I'm not even going to ask what you are doing to that poor gorillla then... Well, since you don't want to know......I am giving this gorilla a hug and hiking my leg up on his neck...hubba, hubba...... ~R+R...He doesn't seem to mind......Of course after the number of margaritas I had at Margaritaville...I didn't mind much of anything either...~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peacefuljeffrey 0 #11 July 8, 2004 "There is nothing as useless as the altitude above you or the runway behind you." "You can never have too much fuel, unless your aircraft's on fire." "Kill the brain, and you kill the ghoul." --Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
