PhreeZone 20 #26 June 14, 2004 Can I call into Tuesday confrence call? Yesterday is history And tomorrow is a mystery Parachutemanuals.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #27 June 14, 2004 I got 30 ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #28 June 14, 2004 My job scored a 25. I knew I should have stayed in Hawaii. I could have made margaritas in a tiki bar all day.. or 2 days a week rather.. cloudy days only... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
scottbre 0 #29 June 14, 2004 Just for comparison's sake.... "Your mother's full of stupidjuice!" My Art Project Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DownWind 0 #30 June 14, 2004 133 Here - Bullshit Artist Financial Analysis, makes sense. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 3,118 #31 June 14, 2004 Hey! I got a -2. There was no "do you have to fly in MD-80's doing smash and goes all day" so perhaps I need a different test. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #32 June 14, 2004 YEA!!! My 179 score is tops so far, so is it safe to say that I am Queen of Bullshit on DZ.com??? ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #33 June 14, 2004 QuoteYEA!!! My 179 score is tops so far, so is it safe to say that I am Queen of Bullshit on DZ.com??? Pretty much - so far at least.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skycat 0 #34 June 14, 2004 Sure why not, your stress levels will increase by 50% though, so be warned. Actually I'm not sure if I'm going to that meeting or not, I come in at 7 and start declining meetings I don't absolutely have to go to. Then try to figure out how to clone myself for the rest of the meetings. Fly it like you stole it! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skycat 0 #35 June 14, 2004 QuoteJust for comparison's sake.... I'll forward you some of my lovefests, then you won't feel so left out. BTW....I'm right now skipping a meeting. hehehe Fly it like you stole it! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #36 June 14, 2004 QuoteMy job scored a 25. I knew I should have stayed in Hawaii. I could have made margaritas in a tiki bar all day.. or 2 days a week rather.. cloudy days only... Or you could come work for ME!! Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #37 June 14, 2004 QuoteQuoteYEA!!! My 179 score is tops so far, so is it safe to say that I am Queen of Bullshit on DZ.com??? Pretty much - so far at least. -After hangin' out for 2 days in College Station with ya Turtle, you already knew that!! ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #38 June 14, 2004 QuoteOr you could come work for ME!! Hire me!! I'm really good at being an ass-grabber. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #39 June 14, 2004 Quote Or you could come work for ME!! I'm probably overqualified... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #40 June 14, 2004 My job scored a 99 TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanuckInUSA 0 #41 June 14, 2004 I don't even need to take the test to know my job is bullshit (I did score a 56, but that's only because I've changed over the years to no longer care, otherwise I would have scored higher). I just came back from lunch with a few of my work colleagues and I serious wonder whether I should ever do this again. Let me summarize what myself and a few of my work colleagues did this weekend. I made 9 BASE jumps at the Perrine bridge this weekend. Had I not gone BASE jumping, I would have been at the DZ doing roughly the same amount of skydives. Work colleague #1 (married male mid 30s) worked on setting up some Solaris computers all weekend. Nice guy and all, but definitely a geek. Work colleague #2 (single male about 24 years old) spent the weekend watching TV, working in the garden and reading up on more computer technologies. Work colleague #3 (single female about 27 years old) spent the weekend at the Malls buying ... oh what was it ... nine outfits, three pairs of shoes, a bunch of candles, lamp shades ... oh you know the rest. This girl is attractive and all that, but is so high maintenance it is not funny. She always shows up to work with a new outfit and is always late to the bullshit morning meeting only because she likes making dramatic entrances to get comments about her outfits. Oh and don't even get me going about her, her TiVO and her reality TV shows. Aie-karumba I say (and I don't give a damn if they read this). So who is more messed up? Me for putting my life on the line with my 9 BASE jumps? Or these people who's only purpose in life is their careers, their image and status symbols and their stupid TV shows. Try not to worry about the things you have no control over Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skycat 0 #42 June 14, 2004 You know what is sad, is I use to be like you, out playing hard on week night evenings and weekends. Now I'm all 3 of your co-workers into one, well not so much the 3rd one, but I did go shopping this weekend for a lamp shade and I am late for meetings, but that is only cause I was up till midnight the night before working and 7am is way to early for a F*&King meeting. I'm now the poster child for a Woman who does to much but doesn't have time to do what she enjoys. I'm currently selling my skydiving gear because I don't have time to take trips anyway to go skydive.Fly it like you stole it! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanuckInUSA 0 #43 June 14, 2004 Kelli ... you are not at all like my co-workers. You are much cooler even if you're not jumping as much as you used to. At least you and Hook get out every once and a while to hit the mountains skiing/boarding and/or climbing. Try not to worry about the things you have no control over Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 3,118 #44 June 14, 2004 >I'm now the poster child for a Woman who does to much but doesn't >have time to do what she enjoys. I'm currently selling my skydiving gear >because I don't have time to take trips anyway to go skydive. And just think - now you can aspire to ulcers, high blood pressure and an early grave! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skycat 0 #45 June 14, 2004 Quotean early grave! Oh good, so there really is a light at the end of the tunnel. Fly it like you stole it! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ManBird 0 #46 June 14, 2004 77. Knowing who Jakob Nielsen is didn't help. If they followed that with a "You think he's full of shit" option, it probably would have lowered the score. I went ahead an e-mailed a rant. Thought I'd share here, too. It's tough to do cutting edge work with these kinds of roadblocks. This is what I put up with everyday. QuoteI have a form on a web site with two things on it -- an input field and a submit button. One of my four bosses (out of nine employees) just came to me and said she, "couldn't figure it out because it's not at all intuitive." WTF? She asked me to add some instructions on how to use the form. When I responded, "there already are instructions," she retorted, "well, it doesn't say that you need to click the button after entering your e-mail address." What else do you do? Enter your e-mail address and wait until the magic box realizes you're done?! Not intuitive? There's only one fucking button! I refused to do something this absurd, so she had our web developer (not me, the "senior" web developer) do it, because he's a fucking lackey. Managers fail to see that what makes them too stupid to use a one button form is also what prevents them from being able to do my job. I'm about two seconds from locking a thousand cats in here overnight."¯"`-._.-¯) ManBird (¯-._.-´"¯" Click Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #47 June 14, 2004 QuoteQuote Or you could come work for ME!! I'm probably overqualified... Is that a nice way of saying that you are too good for me?? The job might be easy, and so am i but the benefits kick ass! Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jdhill 0 #48 June 14, 2004 271 Bullshit Total less than 0 - You probably don't get it. 0-50 You are one of the disgruntled masses. 51-100 Chances are you irritate people. 101-150 Bullshit artist. 151-200 Are you my boss? 201-250 Open your mouth. Let the BS flow. 251+ A real straight shooter with upper-management written all over you. JAll that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing. - Edmund Burke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weegegirl 2 #49 June 14, 2004 Quote271 oooooooooooh ACMESkydiver is going to be pissed at you!!! sounds like you may be the #1 bs artist on dz.com!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #50 June 14, 2004 QuoteI have a form on a web site with two things on it -- an input field and a submit button. One of my four bosses (out of nine employees) just came to me and said she, "couldn't figure it out because it's not at all intuitive My definition of learning is to be able to master one scenario and then use it as a possible solution to another. Example - In Word, you click "file", then "print". So...in Excel, you click which buttons to print? People give excellent reasons for basic reasoning skills. Somehow, because it is a computer, they feel ok with not trying to think. I refer to this phenomenon as the "techno-turnip". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
