SpeedRacer 1 #1 July 9, 2004 from David Letterman: Top Ten Things You Don't Want To Hear From A Guy Dressed As A Cicada 10. "Give me 10 bucks or I'll suck out your fluids and leave a dry husk" 9. "Any idea where I can find a hooker with 6 legs?" 8. "I'd flee the city if I were you - - several billion of me are gonna be here in 20 minutes" 7. "You wouldn't believe what I can do with these extra arms" 6. "If you see that guy from Terminex, tell him I'm gonna make him my bitch" 5. "Stop staring at my thorax" 4. "I'm starting to think the witness protection program people don't know what they're doing" 3. "My exoskeleton would look really good on your bedroom floor" 2. "Hey, you're the dude who tried to kill me with a shoe 17 years ago" 1. "Nice cicadas" Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shananay 0 #2 July 9, 2004 Good stuff!! Thank you! Do it again! Got anymore? Do it Again! P.M.S. #22 LaLa Gang #4 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #3 July 9, 2004 from Letterman, June 2004 Top Ten Questions Ralph Nader Asked Potential Running Mates 10. Are you here because you lost a bet? 9. If I pick you, do you promise to vote for us? 8. In case anybody asks, can you think of a reason I'm running? 7. Are you sure you won't be intimidated by my dazzling charisma? 6. Wanna drop out of the race and go to Massachusetts to get hitched? 5. Is it okay if I pay you in grocery coupons? 4. Isn't this a step down for you, Mr. Gore? 3. Do you get nervous speaking in front of groups of 8 to 12 people? 2. Are you comfortable being the answer to a trivial pursuit question? 1. What's it like to be with a woman? Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
