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I would rather say "COCK" as opposed to penis any day:D:D

Actually, let's just go out on a limb here and GUYS......just give yourself a name.......how bout WILLY?:P



I prefer "tallywhacker" myself...:D

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That's fucking hilarious!!!!!! "Tallywhacker"...I haven't hear that one in eons!!!!!!!!!:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D....


~R+R:)...Moving on...:ph34r:
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I'm going to have to go with 'schlong' as my choice of title for the old chap...:)
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"La vie n'est-ce pas toujours facile pour le gynacologique amateur" (apologies for French spelling!) :P:D




Do you refer to it as "the old chap"...:D:D:ph34r:...Not exactly a turn-on...:P;)


~R+R:)...Hey there old chap, how ya hangin'?>:(
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Do you refer to it as "the old chap"......Not exactly a turn-on...

~R+R...Hey there old chap, how ya hangin'?



With those glow in the dark condoms, I prefer "Darth Vader".

"Someday you will call meeeee mastuh"
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ROFLAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D


That's hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D:ph34r::D:ph34r::D:ph34r:


~R+R:)...Now I must go cater to the children of the zoo...:S
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Do they HAVE horses in the zoo-

Oh wait they do have ZEBRAS!:o





:o



LoL...:D:D:D...


~R+R:)...actually, the largest animal in the zoo right now (they are renovating in the fall)...is a cougar...no horsies or zebras....:D:ph34r::D:ph34r::D:ph34r:
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actually, the largest animal in the zoo right now (they are renovating in the fall)...is a cougar



How exactly does a cougar renovation work?

"Walking on concrete has made his paws a little raw. We are recommending a full pedicure and makeover." :)

"Also, we noticed that he has been a little sluggish on the acceleration. We're going to examine his exhaust system, that's what the people at Ford recommended for their Cougars." ;)

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Do all the girls in Russia look lkike this?


many do... just loved my trip to Russia last year :P



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actually, the largest animal in the zoo right now (they are renovating in the fall)...is a cougar



How exactly does a cougar renovation work?

"Walking on concrete has made his paws a little raw. We are recommending a full pedicure and makeover." :)

"Also, we noticed that he has been a little sluggish on the acceleration. We're going to examine his exhaust system, that's what the people at Ford recommended for their Cougars." ;)




YAYYY!!!!!:D:D:D That's a good one...I'm gonna have to tell the zookeepers that one!!!!!:D:D:ph34r::D:ph34r::D:D:ph34r:



~R+R:)...Ok, I'm off to work, no more...I swear...B|
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Seemed like will had fun, as in Will newton



Seeeeeeeeee, you can have fun with your clothes on:P:D:D

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