yardhippie 0 #1 July 10, 2004 who wants em? Its like this, Im not doing anymore damn yardsales, newspaper ads, signs, etc. This crap aint for sale. Thats right folks for the amazing price of FREE, you too can have on of the previously owned "yardhippie" items. Git em while the gittin is good! Perfect for that kickin WFFC tent or that laid back DZ hideaway! Oh yea, I can afford my mini storage anymore and Im tired of lookin at this crap: King size waterbed, weight bench and weights, full size keg (empty ), crappy pool table. misc ugly ass furniture items. so anyone want my crap? sorry, my rant is over now. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoadRash 0 #2 July 10, 2004 Quotewho wants em? Its like this, Im not doing anymore damn yardsales, newspaper ads, signs, etc. This crap aint for sale. Thats right folks for the amazing price of FREE, you too can have on of the previously owned "yardhippie" items. Git em while the gittin is good! Perfect for that kickin WFFC tent or that laid back DZ hideaway! Oh yea, I can afford my mini storage anymore and Im tired of lookin at this crap: King size waterbed, weight bench and weights, full size keg (empty ), crappy pool table. misc ugly ass furniture items. so anyone want my crap? sorry, my rant is over now. You have a full-sized keg and its empty!!!!!!!! TRAGEDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! King-sized water bed? Does it have a hole?!? ~R+R...I'm bored...it's Friday...I'm at home, alone, and I'm not gonna get to jump because of the fucking weather......~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #3 July 10, 2004 yes its empty!!! and I fixed the hole in the waterbed! im home on friday, and no jumpin here either. dammit! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoadRash 0 #4 July 10, 2004 Quoteyes its empty!!! That's sad... Quoteand I fixed the hole in the waterbed! I knew it!!!!!!!!!!!! Quoteim home on friday, and no jumpin here either. dammit! This sucks...the only GD weekend that I get off for the last 3 weeks and the weather turns to shit...WTF!?!?!...Ok, I'll quit bitchin'... ~R+R...I also need my Cabana boy, but he's at work...and in Alabama...Damnit...~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #5 July 10, 2004 alabama is only a short drive! you could be there by tommorow!Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoadRash 0 #6 July 10, 2004 Quotealabama is only a short drive! you could be there by tommorow! ROFLAO!!!!!!!!!!!...Yeah, well, my car won't though...it has a tendency to heat up around the ignition...I am gonna have a helluva time driving to North Carolina in the fall too......I know why I'm not gettin' drunk at the DZ...why aren't you?...Trying to give away shit over the internet an excuse? ~R+R...3 and a half hour drive...a tent...thunderstorms...=NO DZ FOR ME!!!!!!~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #7 July 10, 2004 QuoteQuotealabama is only a short drive! you could be there by tommorow! ROFLAO!!!!!!!!!!!...Yeah, well, my car won't though...it has a tendency to heat up around the ignition...I am gonna have a helluva time driving to North Carolina in the fall too......I know why I'm not gettin' drunk at the DZ...why aren't you?...Trying to give away shit over the internet an excuse? im so far into the red I cant see any other color. Plus Im sposed to be at skyfest next weekend! Gotta save my pennies so I can make a jump or twenty! god Ive got to get a new job. *** ~R+R...3 and a half hour drive...a tent...thunderstorms...=NO DZ FOR ME!!!!!! Coward! Ive been driving 5 hours to the dz. slept a whole weekend in a tent through winds that actually blew my tent over, rain that flooded my tent (thank god for air matresses), and cold that put frost on my car. Thats dedication bably! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #8 July 10, 2004 Quoteit has a tendency to heat up around the ignition. i know your pain... you should ask me about the time my rv caught fire in las vegas on the way home from memorial day at peris........ oh waht a time it was... ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoadRash 0 #9 July 10, 2004 QuoteCoward! Ive been driving 5 hours to the dz. slept a whole weekend in a tent through winds that actually blew my tent over, rain that flooded my tent (thank god for air matresses), and cold that put frost on my car. Thats dedication bably! 5 hours huh? Ok...well, with Chicago traffic, my drive has been known to double...yeah...double...AND, I have gone through a few thunderstorms in my tent with lightening striking less than 1/2 mile away...that was fun......AND...Just to get more FF experience I jumped in 30 degree temps (on the ground)...AND...slept through 60 mph wind gusts (GD Chicago wind)...So take that!!!!!!!! ~R+R...Ok, I am just getting silly now......I need a new job too...I just want to be able to jump at WFFC...since I couldn't last year...damned healing ankle...~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoadRash 0 #10 July 10, 2004 QuoteQuoteit has a tendency to heat up around the ignition. i know your pain... you should ask me about the time my rv caught fire in las vegas on the way home from memorial day at peris........ oh waht a time it was... OMG!!!!!!!!!!!...Now that takes the cake... ~R+R...When I was in UT, the DZO had a can of something explode and their entire camper wreaked...and we had to get out...the fumes were making everyone dizzy and the dogs looked droopy......~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #11 July 10, 2004 Ooooh do I konw about ankles. broke my ankle the weekend before rantoul last year. I went anyways. I had a blast! it was awsome.Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #12 July 10, 2004 QuoteQuoteQuoteit has a tendency to heat up around the ignition. i know your pain... you should ask me about the time my rv caught fire in las vegas on the way home from memorial day at peris........ oh waht a time it was... OMG!!!!!!!!!!!...Now that takes the cake... ~R+R...When I was in UT, the DZO had a can of something explode and their entire camper wreaked...and we had to get out...the fumes were making everyone dizzy and the dogs looked droopy...... I thought droopy was a dog? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoadRash 0 #13 July 10, 2004 QuoteOoooh do I konw about ankles. broke my ankle the weekend before rantoul last year. I went anyways. I had a blast! it was awsome. I had my largest pin removed in May of last year and didn't feel comfortable jumping just yet, so I hung out with friends and got a little shit-faced...Oh, and I volunteered at Pre-Registration......It was kinda weird asking my jumpmaster about his insurance information...... ~R+R~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #14 July 10, 2004 Quote I fixed the hole in the waterbed! What kind of glue did you use for the hair? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoadRash 0 #15 July 10, 2004 QuoteI thought droopy was a dog? Oh, haha...... ~R+R...Oooooh, puppy looks a little high...~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoadRash 0 #16 July 10, 2004 QuoteQuote I fixed the hole in the waterbed! What kind of glue did you use for the hair? A certain someone told me a story about you......BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!(Bad sheep)... ~R+R...I'll never tell...my sources remain anonymous...until someone blackmails me, then it gets fun......~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #17 July 10, 2004 QuoteOh, and I volunteered at Pre-Registration that's where ya went wrong... if ya would of voluntered at normalrewistartion you couod of met me........ and given me shit for forgettingmy log book.... hippie... i'll take the keg... just bringit to wffc..... ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoadRash 0 #18 July 10, 2004 QuoteQuoteOh, and I volunteered at Pre-Registration that's where ya went wrong... if ya would of voluntered at normalrewistartion you couod of met me........ and given me shit for forgettingmy log book........ Damnit!!!...I knew I was volunteering in the wrong place......Hey, you weren't the only one who forgot their log book...there were several jumpers who had to call friends and DZs for all sorts of verifications! (some people had 1000s of jumps...so they thought, why do I need a log book?) ~R+R...One of many stories I could tell...just don't ask me to translate Japanese sign language......~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #19 July 10, 2004 QuoteI knew I was volunteering in the wrong place should of hug out at the d.com tent too.... it was pretty wild!! ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoadRash 0 #20 July 10, 2004 QuoteQuoteI knew I was volunteering in the wrong place should of hug out at the d.com tent too.... it was pretty wild!! LoL...at that point in my jumping career...I didn't even know DropZone.com existed!!!! Now I check it everyday... ~R+R...Yeah, I'm a dork...I even searched the internet for stuff on skydiving...came to this site...only saw the forums...and figured that it wasn't going to be helpful......Ignorance is just plain hilarious sometimes...~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #21 July 10, 2004 Quoteat that point in my jumping career heckbefor ei even had a lisc. i was a regualr on here..... we;lll ther were only about 30 of us then....lol...... way back in 99'........... ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoadRash 0 #22 July 10, 2004 QuoteQuoteat that point in my jumping career heckbefor ei even had a lisc. i was a regualr on here..... we;lll ther were only about 30 of us then....lol...... way back in 99'........... WHOA!!!!!!!!!!! That makes you one of the first...I'll bet you have some stories to tell......No, seriously....... ~R+R...See, I made up for my lack of time on here by PW...ahhhh...at least I can remember TalkBack......~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #23 July 10, 2004 Quote...at least I can remember TalkBack...... .... when 100 new post a day tok 2 hours to read and were way more interesting than the 1000 here today........... even though clay never disapionts.... ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoadRash 0 #24 July 10, 2004 QuoteQuote...at least I can remember TalkBack...... .... when 100 new post a day tok 2 hours to read and were way more interesting than the 1000 here today........... even though clay never disapionts.... LoL...I agree......Hell, I met my Cabana boy via a goofy TalkBack thread......well, we sort of bonded over bondage......Zip ties vs. hand cuffs...... ~R+R...Actually, it had to do with him planning to become a cop...and I thought it was funny how he was stating how he was getting his very own pair of cuffs...I told him I already had a pair......~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #25 July 10, 2004 QuoteI told him I already had a pair... i already have a pair too.. oh you mean hand cuff..... naw, zip ties are where it's at!!!! so many uses from keeping skybytch inher chair to tying up the ones you are goning to molest (in a good way of course)..... handcuffs are just flashy peices of metal.... zip ties are the common mans bondage items..... well and a few other things.... but those re best left for the imagination...... ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
