wingnut 0 #1 July 10, 2004 okay this has been said many time many ways...no it's not merry christmas... but.............. how much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck, could chuck wood??? and as a side bar..... maple, pine, oak, hickory, ceddar..... hmmmmm. so many questions inlife...... ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallinWoman 1 #2 July 10, 2004 A woodchuck would chuck all he could chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood. ~Anne I'm a Doll!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slowfaller 0 #3 July 10, 2004 How about this one that was in the news for a while some time ago? Had to do with farmers disposing of chickens in a wood chipper. How many chickens could a woodchipper chip if a wood chipper could chip chickens? eh? Chris --"Someday you will die and somehow somethings going to steal your carbon" -MM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkiD_PL8 0 #4 July 10, 2004 QuoteHow about this one that was in the news for a while some time ago? Had to do with farmers disposing of chickens in a wood chipper. How many chickens could a woodchipper chip if a wood chipper could chip chickens? eh? ChrisI have never tried but I am sure a woodchipper is more than capable of chipping chickens. Greenie in training. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFKING 4 #5 July 10, 2004 Quotehow much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck, could chuck wood??? I hate it when you start getting philosophical. Don"When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoadRash 0 #6 July 11, 2004 QuoteQuotehow much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck, could chuck wood??? I hate it when you start getting philosophical. Don ROFLAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ~R+R~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peacefuljeffrey 0 #7 July 11, 2004 QuoteQuoteHow about this one that was in the news for a while some time ago? Had to do with farmers disposing of chickens in a wood chipper. How many chickens could a woodchipper chip if a wood chipper could chip chickens? eh? ChrisI have never tried but I am sure a woodchipper is more than capable of chipping chickens. And if it's a cursed woodchipper, instead of bloody bits coming out the other side, you'd get the equivalent monetary worth of each chicken, in cash! If you love "Friday the 13th: The Series," lemme hear you say "YAY-UH!" Blue skies, --Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kai2k1 0 #8 July 11, 2004 To gain insight on the subject you need to go to the woods and find said woodchuck. Then observe said woodchuck chucking wood in its natural habitat. Take plenty of beer on your adventure. There's no truer sense of flying than sky diving," Scott Cowan Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #9 July 11, 2004 actually, youd have to observe a percentage of the population of woodchucks, selected at random. Not just the ones that post here, so a poll wont do. Then after observing that random sample of WC compile your data, adjust for outliers, and obtain your mean, medain, etc. Then you would have an idea of how much wood, a woodchuck, could chuck. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dzdiva 7 #10 July 11, 2004 Quoteactually, youd have to observe a percentage of the population of woodchucks, selected at random. Not just the ones that post here, so a poll wont do. Then after observing that random sample of WC compile your data, adjust for outliers, and obtain your mean, medain, etc. Then you would have an idea of how much wood, a woodchuck, could chuck. Hmmm....you've given this entirely too much thought."It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #11 July 11, 2004 Thank you, thank you very much. See, I should be skydiving! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dzdiva 7 #12 July 11, 2004 QuoteThank you, thank you very much. See, I should be skydiving! You're welcome, welcome very much! And yes, yes you should be!"It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #13 July 11, 2004 pondering your pondering a woodchuck chucking wood... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dzdiva 7 #14 July 11, 2004 Quotepondering your pondering a woodchuck chucking wood... Or maybe he's just pondering wood!"It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #15 July 11, 2004 yes, but if a Monkey spanks a wooden monkey, is he really spanking a monkey or just beating the wood?Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dzdiva 7 #16 July 11, 2004 Quoteyes, but if a Monkey spanks a wooden monkey, is he really spanking a monkey or just beating the wood? Hmmm....something else to think about."It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #17 July 11, 2004 hmmm.. or if a wood chuck tried to chuck your wood, would you chuck off or chuck the woodchuck? damn.. Im bored. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
