damion75 0 #1 July 12, 2004 Rules for life: 1. Have fun (courtesy of RoadRash Philosophy Ltd) 2. You only get one. 3. Nobody can live it for you. 4. Nobody knows what it is for. 5. Nobody knows what the rules are. 6. If you mess it up, you don’t get to have another (see rule 2) 7. If you waste it, ditto. 8. Other people may try to mess it up for you – only you can prevent this. 9. Not drinking, smoking or having casual sex may make life longer or not, but it will seem like it. 10. If you spend all of it working, you will break rule 1. Errr... I'm sure that there are plenty more...*************** Not one shred of evidence supports the theory that life is serious - look at the platypus. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoadRash 0 #2 July 12, 2004 I'm honored......You should have listed the TWO VICE RULE and the FLASH RULES... I'm just evil...pure and simple......at least I am having fun... ~R+R~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #3 July 12, 2004 The rules are :(that's right , there aren't any ) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
champu 1 #4 July 12, 2004 I'd like to motion to amend the rules of life, do I need to fill out any paperwork? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
damion75 0 #5 July 12, 2004 QuoteI'd like to motion to amend the rules of life, do I need to fill out any paperwork? You need to apply for a form from the Department for the Rules of Life at Oxford University. These need to be filled in in Triplicate... one copy for the doctor, one for the President and one for the Bionic Man. The application fee is $1.25 plus postage and packing. This was supposed to be a serious thread dammit! *************** Not one shred of evidence supports the theory that life is serious - look at the platypus. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
champu 1 #6 July 12, 2004 QuoteYou need to apply for a form from the Department for the Rules of Life at Oxford University. Oxford? f$%k that, I'm not wasting my time then... alright alright, serious thread, I'm sorry. My little life reminder is that at the end of the day, you'll be happier if you laugh at the stupidity you encounter rather than yell at it. for example, if you're driving and the person in front of you has their turn signal on, and keeps slowing down and almost turning but then deciding that's not the street they want, don't honk and curse at them. instead, try making up an inner monolgue to go along with this person's actions as they wander aimlessly around and share it with the people in your car. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
D22369 0 #7 July 12, 2004 you forgot>>>.. 11).... there aint no pause button....... RoyThey say I suffer from insanity.... But I actually enjoy it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yoink 321 #8 July 12, 2004 Quoteyou forgot>>>.. 11).... there aint no pause button....... Roy Gotta wish there was a rewind button around sometimes though. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
D22369 0 #9 July 12, 2004 Gotta wish there was a rewind button around sometimes though. *** aint that the truth.......... the two sisters.....I would rewind to that point... RoyThey say I suffer from insanity.... But I actually enjoy it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
