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CrazyIvan

Be careful if you ask Scotty to beam you up...

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That's sad to hear, but it reminds of the funny sig line:

"Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes."

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Sky-div'ing (ski'div'ing) n. A modern sport that involves parties, bragging, sexual excesses, the imbibing of large quantities of beer, and, on rare occasions, parachuting from aircraft.

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sooooo, the captain and the chief engineer were canucks huh? :ph34r::D figures they'd need canadians to run the thing.



Run things? Scotty was an idiot. What was his one answer? "I dunno Captain, I've never seen anything like it." What the heck did they teach that guy in engineering school? :D

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What the heck did they teach that guy in engineering school?

they taught him to overestimate the time needed for any work order by a factor of five or more. sounds like an engineer to me!:D (leaves you more time for surfing the internet!)B|
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only thing i find amazing is that hes 84 and has a 4 year old daughter. damn he may have parkinsons and diabetes, but he knows how to get busy.

I can almost imagine his coversation in bed with his wife:
The viagra has reached the core, wife, its powering up! you'll have to hurry wife, it won't hold much longer! sperm, prepare to beam aboard the mother ship... mission accolmplished, scotty out!

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Very funny! :D

MikeJD, I wonder if you've ever seen Walter Koenig, who played Mr. Chekov, in anything else. (I remember him in a really awful science fiction movie that was not Star Trek.) He's about as Russian as you or me! :D And then I looked back on that awful put-on accent and realized, "Jeff, you should have picked up on that sooner..."

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he may still have scottish blood. My mother's family which is pure scottish spent a few generations in Nova Scotia, Canada.
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