turtlespeed 226 #1 July 14, 2004 They have been around - But they are still funny - Brighten your day. 1. Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. 2. Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you're in bed with a relative. 3. I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it. So I said "Implants?" She hit me. 4. How come we choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America? 5. A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that was fun!" 6. I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place! 7. When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping," now I just "chunky dunk." 8. Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference. 9. Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over? 10. Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in prison? 11. Wouldn't you know it...Brain cells come and brain cells go, but FAT cells live forever.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoadRash 0 #2 July 14, 2004 Ok, that made me laugh...... ~R+R...Now I must go shower....work calls...again...~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #3 July 14, 2004 What kind of job do you have that requires you to shower in between bouts of work?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoadRash 0 #4 July 14, 2004 QuoteWhat kind of job do you have that requires you to shower in between bouts of work? The hourly variety...... ~R+R...~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
