watchdog2 0 #1 July 15, 2004 Hearing the words " HEY ASSHOLE!!!"....Who the hell came up with that?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #2 July 15, 2004 Edited because I said something stupid. Kelly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
towerrat 0 #3 July 15, 2004 The Muff Brothers.You sure have a lot of pet peeves. Maybe you should hide in a box.Play stupid games, win stupid prizes! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #5 July 15, 2004 Here is the explanation (really). The concept is to take all the negativity in the world and turn it around, just laugh at it. Example: People think you are crazy, or stupid, for skydiving. The answer is "Duh!". Carried to an extreme, on the plane, you can sing the entire Hawaii 5-0 theme song as "Duh duh duh duh...duh duh duh duh duh..." (You get the picture). People say "Hey Asshole!", you answer "What!" People get stressed out about the jump? The count is "Ready, Set, What are we doing?" (thanks to Rabbitt ). We congratulate each other for a successful dirt dive. There are numerous examples. Go to load organizer tent #5 at Rantoul and jump with us, have a good time. It's a Muff Brothers thing. It's all about having fun and not being so darned serious. Muff Brother #728 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DaGimp 0 #6 July 15, 2004 QuoteHearing the words " HEY ASSHOLE!!!"....Who the hell came up with that?? yeah hope your not going to the WFFC this year or any year if you cant stand hearing that...alone with Make room for the tandems FUCK THE TANDEMS"Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #7 July 15, 2004 I love that! It always cracks me up . . . the first person I heard it from was MUFF BROTHER (DOH!) Tami Carbone. Kelly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanuckInUSA 0 #8 July 15, 2004 QuoteMake room for the tandems FUCK THE TANDEMS Wasn't it FUCK the MUFF BROTHERS? Or was that just a Rodriquez Brothers thingy? Try not to worry about the things you have no control over Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
towerrat 0 #9 July 15, 2004 Bickner you're such a nice guy!Play stupid games, win stupid prizes! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DaGimp 0 #10 July 15, 2004 QuoteQuoteMake room for the tandems FUCK THE TANDEMS Wasn't if FUCK the MUFF BROTHERS? Or was that just a Rodriquez Brothers thingy? muff....the rodriguez is WHO ARE/IS FUCK i.e. WHO ARE THE RODRIGUEZ BROTHERS FUCK THE RODRIGUEZ BROTHERS"Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crewkeith 0 #11 July 15, 2004 its a bellas thing right ??? .The skies are no longer safe I'm back Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #12 July 15, 2004 QuoteMake room for the tandems FUCK THE TANDEMS My fav one is: "Make room for the student." "FUCK THE STUDENT" "No, really... make room for the student." "NO REALLY...FUCK THE STUDENT" The tandems get a laugh out of it too. We mess with them on the ride up. It relaxes them a little. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #13 July 15, 2004 QuoteBickner you're such a nice guy! Kill Whitey! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DaGimp 0 #14 July 15, 2004 and if its a hot chick.... Quote"Make room for the student." "FUCK THE STUDENT" "Can We?""Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #15 July 15, 2004 Not until they are through AFF. We don't want to run them away before they become addicted. That plays right into my plans. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DaGimp 0 #16 July 15, 2004 well i was talking about getting them addicked"Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
towerrat 0 #17 July 15, 2004 QuoteKill Whitey! you just made me blow beer out of my nosePlay stupid games, win stupid prizes! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites happythoughts 0 #18 July 15, 2004 Speaking of which...where are my copies of all those topless jumps from last year? After all my diligent efforts, I got no pics. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites DaGimp 0 #19 July 15, 2004 i dont think i was with you...although im starting to wish i was."Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites CanuckInUSA 0 #20 July 15, 2004 Quoteits a bellas thing right ??? Bellas? Who are they? Oh ya I remember now. If you can believe it, I'll be hanging around locally this weekend. I've been travelling a lot since Memorial Day what with four trips to Twin Falls and a long weekend in Wildwood. I need a break. Try not to worry about the things you have no control over Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites happythoughts 0 #21 July 15, 2004 Quotei dont think i was with you...although im starting to wish i was. You were there for some of our jumps, I know. I thought you were there for more of the interesting ones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites crewkeith 0 #22 July 15, 2004 new canopy for you to try out .The skies are no longer safe I'm back Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites DaGimp 0 #23 July 15, 2004 QuoteQuotei dont think i was with you...although im starting to wish i was. You were there for some of our jumps, I know. I thought you were there for more of the interesting ones. well i guess not....geez i get naked numerous times in the tent and i dont even get invited on the naked jumps.....i see how it is."Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Sheenster303 0 #24 July 15, 2004 On my first solo jump, the guy behind me on the plane told me to scream "HEY ASSHOLE!" really loud towards the back of the plane. I thought he was messing with me or something but I did it anyway. Scotty and Tami Carbone were sitting on the floor and they screamed "WHAT?" It was the funniest thing to me and I definitely got the jitters out of my system for my first solo.I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Icon134 0 #25 July 16, 2004 Quote On my first solo jump, the guy behind me on the plane told me to scream "HEY ASSHOLE!" really loud towards the back of the plane. I thought he was messing with me or something but I did it anyway. Scotty and Tami Carbone were sitting on the floor and they screamed "WHAT?" It was the funniest thing to me and I definitely got the jitters out of my system for my first solo. I can see them doing that... of course I could imangine them do a lot of strange things... as wells as several others typically on our jump runs... ScottLivin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
happythoughts 0 #18 July 15, 2004 Speaking of which...where are my copies of all those topless jumps from last year? After all my diligent efforts, I got no pics. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DaGimp 0 #19 July 15, 2004 i dont think i was with you...although im starting to wish i was."Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanuckInUSA 0 #20 July 15, 2004 Quoteits a bellas thing right ??? Bellas? Who are they? Oh ya I remember now. If you can believe it, I'll be hanging around locally this weekend. I've been travelling a lot since Memorial Day what with four trips to Twin Falls and a long weekend in Wildwood. I need a break. Try not to worry about the things you have no control over Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #21 July 15, 2004 Quotei dont think i was with you...although im starting to wish i was. You were there for some of our jumps, I know. I thought you were there for more of the interesting ones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crewkeith 0 #22 July 15, 2004 new canopy for you to try out .The skies are no longer safe I'm back Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DaGimp 0 #23 July 15, 2004 QuoteQuotei dont think i was with you...although im starting to wish i was. You were there for some of our jumps, I know. I thought you were there for more of the interesting ones. well i guess not....geez i get naked numerous times in the tent and i dont even get invited on the naked jumps.....i see how it is."Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sheenster303 0 #24 July 15, 2004 On my first solo jump, the guy behind me on the plane told me to scream "HEY ASSHOLE!" really loud towards the back of the plane. I thought he was messing with me or something but I did it anyway. Scotty and Tami Carbone were sitting on the floor and they screamed "WHAT?" It was the funniest thing to me and I definitely got the jitters out of my system for my first solo.I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #25 July 16, 2004 Quote On my first solo jump, the guy behind me on the plane told me to scream "HEY ASSHOLE!" really loud towards the back of the plane. I thought he was messing with me or something but I did it anyway. Scotty and Tami Carbone were sitting on the floor and they screamed "WHAT?" It was the funniest thing to me and I definitely got the jitters out of my system for my first solo. I can see them doing that... of course I could imangine them do a lot of strange things... as wells as several others typically on our jump runs... ScottLivin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
