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and there was barely anything in it.
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Bytch....i didnt know you saw me wearing that!!!!!



With abs like yours, who cares what size your penis is?! B|



Eye candy is so nice areound Jake.

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Eye candy is so nice areound Jake.



He is nice to look at, isn't he? Such a good looking boy...

That Waffle House waitress in GA sure thought so. Heck, I think all the waitresses at that Waffle House were in lust with him. :ph34r:



LMAO...I still can't believe I gave her his phone number. Did she ever call you Jake?

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Eye candy is so nice areound Jake.



He is nice to look at, isn't he? Such a good looking boy...

That Waffle House waitress in GA sure thought so. Heck, I think all the waitresses at that Waffle House were in lust with him. :ph34r:



LMAO...I still can't believe I gave her his phone number. Did she ever call you Jake?



Stop using us men as you toys for your distraction. We're people with feelings you know....[:/]
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Eye candy is so nice areound Jake.



He is nice to look at, isn't he? Such a good looking boy...

That Waffle House waitress in GA sure thought so. Heck, I think all the waitresses at that Waffle House were in lust with him. :ph34r:



LMAO...I still can't believe I gave her his phone number. Did she ever call you Jake?



Stop using us men as you toys for your distraction. We're people with feelings you know....[:/]



Are you sure about that????:D Oh, ok, sorry.[:/]

Any you know I did Bytch. I even told him I did it...after the fact.:D:)

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Eye candy is so nice areound Jake.



He is nice to look at, isn't he? Such a good looking boy...

That Waffle House waitress in GA sure thought so. Heck, I think all the waitresses at that Waffle House were in lust with him. :ph34r:




Bwhahah i cant believe yo ugave her my number either....and no she never called me....i can see it now......."Hey sexy boy, remember me, the toothless waitress from the waffle house in GA....that nice woman said you want to give me a "treat"

LMAO...I still can't believe I gave her his phone number. Did she ever call you Jake?


"Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas

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Hey, didn't some country guy write a song about that?

LMAO...love ya Jake. I'll even make it up to you and give your number to a cute chick the next time.

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Hey, didn't some country guy write a song about that?

LMAO...love ya Jake. I'll even make it up to you and give your number to a cute chick the next time.



SWEET....but she prolly wont call me either
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Hey, didn't some country guy write a song about that?

LMAO...love ya Jake. I'll even make it up to you and give your number to a cute chick the next time.



SWEET....but she prolly wont call me either



I can only lead them to you. I can't make them love ya.

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OK becaue almost everyone likes talking about the topic they know best.

How 'bout you give me the low down on how you got GIMP, and I mean in sordid detail:ph34r:
You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
My Life ROCKS!
How's yours doing?

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hmmmmm.....well i am what i am....ever see pulp fiction???


Na it all started 2 years ago at golden knights tryouts when i broke my ankle. Well everyone at my DZ started callin me gimpy...then one drunkin night at the bar coconut monkey came up to me and said [slured voice] Your getting on dropzone.com.........your gona be.......dagimp.

then at the WFFC last year i kinda jumped it up a knotch....i dressed up in full leather, mask, coller, hand cuffs, and a leash and was escorted around the entertainment tent by Mary (flyangel2) and was brought into the RB that night in that outfit....sad thing is i had more guys wanting to spank my ass then women....scary.....one guy even wanted to pee on me......but mary took care of me.
"Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas

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hmmmmm.....well i am what i am....ever see pulp fiction???

then at the WFFC last year i kinda jumped it up a knotch....i dressed up in full leather, mask, coller, hand cuffs, and a leash and was escorted around the entertainment tent by Mary (flyangel2) and was brought into the RB that night in that outfit....sad thing is i had more guys wanting to spank my ass then women....scary.....one guy even wanted to pee on me......but mary took care of me.



ROFPML:D:D:D:D:D


OK THAT IS WHAT i CALL FUNNY
:D:D
I'm still giggling about it. What a great mental picture:ph34r::ph34r:
You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
My Life ROCKS!
How's yours doing?

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that wasnt funny.....that was scarry!!!!



Only too you dude.

I MUST make Rantoul before i die, it sounds like a blast:)

OK it's 4pm Friday here so I'm off to the DZ.
Have a great weekend;)
You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
My Life ROCKS!
How's yours doing?

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