skycutie 0 #1 July 16, 2004 Redneck Medical Terms Artery...................The study of paintings. Benign.....What you be after you be eight. Bacteria...............Back door to cafeteria. Barium.................What doctors do when patients die. Cesarean Section.....A neighborhood in Rome. Cat scan....................Searching for Kitty. Cauterize........Made eye contact with her. Coma......................A punctuation mark. Dilate................................To live long. Enema..............................Not a friend. Fester..........Quicker than someone else. Fibula.................................A small lie. Hangnail......What you hang your coat on. Impotent.........................Distinguished. Labor Pain...............Getting hurt at work. Medical Staff.................A Doctor's cane. Morbid..............A higher offer than I bid. Nitrates.............Cheaper than day rates. Node.....................................I knew it. Pelvis...................Second cousin to Elvis. Post Operative................A letter carrier. Rectum...................Darn near killed him. Seizure.........................Roman emperor. Tablet..............................A small table. Tumor...........................More than one. Urine...................Opposite of you're out. Varicose..................................Near by. MEN: you can't live with 'em, you can't shoot 'em, but you can act psychotic and keep 'em off balance. HISPA #10 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kennedy 0 #2 July 16, 2004 You left out cranial-ractal inversion... wait, no, that's not a term of theirs... it's a condtion from which they all sufferwitty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
